Bad

A/N: I love this song. And who gets to sing it? Bloody Gollum and Sméagol. I ask you… anyway, this is my musical interpretation of the two personalities arguments in The Two Towers.

Poppy Brook

Gollum: We hates the world always

Sméagol: Master's good to us

Gollum: I know, but you can't change

Sméagol: Want to help him

When he looks at us like maybe

There's a good guy underneath

Gollum: Hobbitses is blind

Sméagol: You always make me cry

Gollum: You've always been our softer side

Sméagol: I don't understand why the fat one is so mean

Gollum: He knows what you are

You're just a wicked murderer

And you'll never change!

Gollum: We is bad

Sméagol: We is good

Both: We cannot eat Elvish food

Gollum: We're a sinner

Sméagol: we're a saint

Gollum: I do not feel ashamed

We're his hell

Sméagol: We're his dream

Gollum: We don't have an in-between

Both: And we'll never be any other way

Sméagol: We takes him to Mordor

Gollum: This will mean

We'll have to go through Shelob's lair

Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous

And we're nothing but extreme

We'll end up with the Precious

When the Hobbitses is dead!

Gollum: We is bad

Sméagol: We is good

Both: We cannot eat Elvish food

Gollum: We're a sinner

Sméagol: We're a saint

Gollum: I do not feel ashamed

We're his hell

Sméagol: we're his dream

Gollum: We don't have an in-between

Both: And we'll never be any other way

Gollum: Just when you think, you got us figured out

Sméagol's already changing

I want Precious; we'll do what we can

And don't try to save us

Gollum: We is bad

Sméagol: We is good

Both: We cannot eat Elvish food

Gollum: We're a sinner

Sméagol: We're a saint

Gollum: I do not feel ashamed

We're his hell

Sméagol: We're his dream

Gollum: We don't have an in-between

Both: And we'll never be any other way

Gollum: We are bad

Sméagol: We're wicked

Both: We can't wait til they are dead

Gollum: When they're hurt and they suffer

We'll sneak out from undercover

Sméagol: I was numb; I'm revived

I'm suddenly alive

Both: When we have the Precious we'll finally be free!