A Wizard Came Travelling
Sung by Narrator
(Originally A Spaceman Came Travelling by Chris de Burgh, the mono-browed purveyor of ultimate filth!)
A Wizard came travelling, on a cart from the East
He came bearing fireworks for Bilbo's great feast
And outside Bag End he halted his cart
And Bilbo had made apple tart
Apple tart...
He followed his nose, turned, hit his head
He saw many starts but luckily none red
He thanked the Valar that he was not dead
And he had the name of Gandalf
Mithrandir...
And the Hobbit spoke, he said 'have some cheese,
'Apples and lemons, carrots or peas,
I've made some tart, help yourself if you please'
And that was when Gandalf said
'Just tea please...'
And they laughed;
Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Good to see you my old friend
Let's go have a smoke
Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Oh-oh-oh
Later that night, the party commenced
And Bilbo was surrounded by his many friends
And to dance with Rosie, Sam Frodo sends
By the light of the sparks in the sky
They ate pie...
And just before dinner, Bilbo took the stage
And placed behind him the cake was ablaze
His friends and family, they were amazed
When Bilbo disappeared from their sight
He had gone...
And they went;
(ad libbing hobbit confusion)
So Gandalf went to Bag End
And found Bilbo
And he went mad;
(ad libbing Gandy vs Bilbo mutteration...)
Bilbo: Ok, here you go.
PB & CB
