Author: Okay people! Welcome back to the next chapter of the wonderful truths of Naruto! Enjoy because today we're doing a character! Yay!
Declaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters or any anime or any song! Why Kakashi! Why!
The truth about Kabuto and how he got involved in the storyKabuto is really Kakashi's father who faked his death because he really owned his so-called pride broken friends money and so he wouldn't have to pay child support from his several baby-mamas who chased him all the way to Hollywood so using a fake name, he performed part-time on the show Pokemon and after he had no more episodes to show in, he took the name of the Pokemon he acted as (Kabuto) and became a weed farmer going back to his teenage years in the 70's getting high and then he got high off bathroom spray and fed all the weed to some orphan kids who got really stoned off of it and decided to go to Ninja Tech thus making the song "Ninjas of the Night" and Kabuto put all of his weed money into the orphans Cds but their best fans were raccoons on acid who couldn't buy Cds so Kabuto lost all his money and had to work for Serra Mist saying "Ahh" and having his glasses freeze over which got him into the annoying habit of fixing his glasses all the time but he got fired for getting high off of the soda and had to jump from job to job to job in order to survive and after raping Orochimaru and making him his bitch, he made him hire him to help take over the village so he can get everyone's ATM numbers and he had to disguise himself as a younger guy so all the little boys he slept with on the way to the village wouldn't point him out and to this day he hasn't told Kakashi that he is really is his father because he's too much of a cheap ass to pay for all the child support he owned and the only reason Kakashi looks out for him because he owns him a penny.
