How The Fellowship Began - Gollum
(aka 5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly)

He's got the One Ring, it's more Precious than the rest
Not into walking, but he's going on a quest
That cave troll shoulda killed if it wasn't for that vest
I want my Ring...

Everybody wants to join his ga-a-a-a-ang
Merry, Pippin, Gandalf and fat Sa-a-a-a-am
They even got the Elf
To stop pampering himself
Plus Dwarf and Men and that's how it began.

He's just a hobbit with a mixed-race Fellowship
I'd like my Precious but he just gave me the slip
I spread a rumour 'bout his gay relationship
I want my Ring
WANT my Ring...

Everybody wants to join his ga-a-a-a-ang
Merry, Pippin, Gandalf and fat Sa-a-a-a-am
They even got the Elf
To stop pampering himself
Plus Dwarf and Men and that's how it began.

My Ring is all I think about
The thing I cannot live without
I think I've gone insane
I cannot take the pain
That Frodo is to blame
I have had enough
And now that hobbit's off, he's off...
He's off to Mordor with my Ring...

Everybody wants to join his ga-a-a-a-ang
Merry, Pippin, Gandalf and fat Sa-a-a-a-am
They even got the Elf
To stop pampering himself
Plus Dwarf and Men and that's how it began.

CB