Welcome… I interview al of the characters (That I know of) in Zelda and they come back with…. Stuff. It's a game show okay? No! It's not! And I don't own Brittany Spears… She's rubbish! NOR! Do I own Little Britain.
Disclaimer: Zelda I do not own. Nor any other characters from Zelda! In fact I don't own any so hit me when you can't find a character you can't find that I don't own! OW! Some one just hit meeee!
Me: Welcome again! To the first game show of the season, in summer!
Audience: ………
Me: Pun intended! Heh heh?
Person from audience: Die!
Me: Yes um. Let's move on then. I have here… Um… Characters from Zelda! Hellooo?
(All the characters from Zelda are playing poker with counters)
Me: OY!
Link: Me?
Me: Yes that's my name! Get over here!
Link: NO!
Me: I'll stick my tongue out at you!
Audience: GASP!
Someguy from the audience: I heard when he sticks his tongue out it plays Brittany spears!
Person from audience: Die!
Me: Nyahh! (Sticks tongue out)
Person from audience: Die
Me: Yes die!
Person from audience: Quite s- UGH! (Dies)
Audience: GASP!
Me: Now get over here you little ruffian!
Link: NO!
Me: (Takes out a bazooka)
Link: OK…
Me: Now this is link! Would you like to tell the audience a bit about yourself?
Link: You suck.
Me: Shut up. Tell the audience about yourself.
Link: I'm dead.
Me: Now I'm being serious about this! Tell me what you are like.
Link: (puts on a halo and floats into space!) ALLELUJAH!
Me: AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
(TV image blocker appears. No Image can be seen on the screen)
Me: Augh you little piece o'-
(TV Language blocker also appears on screen)
Me:………………………………………….. You piece o'……………….. I …… hate you, you……….
(TV get's turned off)
Jason: HEEEY! We were watching that!
Mom: Shut up. And go to school.
John: School's out today…
Mom: Yeah well………………………………… B- B-
John: Yes?
Mom: Yeah well……… Bleah!
Jason: That's highly intelligent isn't it?
Mom: ………… I hate you.
Jason: (Puts on a Vicky pollard voice from little Britain) SHAT AAP!
Mom: ………… Phhhhhllllleeeeaaaaahhh!
John: Look just go out with your friends! We can take care of ourselves! I mean we are 17 for Pete's sake! TWINS! We were raised perfectly well. Got A's in our GCSE's what more do you want?
Mom: For you to go to school! Because you are my little babies!
Jason: SHUT UUP (Pushes mom out the door)
John: Mom's weird… Why is she like that?
Jason: She wasn't always like that if you remember!
John: Oh yeah…
Jason: She caught that new virus that attacks your brain and makes it unstable!
John: Kauriziumitis!
Jason: Yep!
John: What kind of a name is Kauriziumitis?
(In Hyrule)
(Ganon is in the town market dressed up as a pathetic version of Link)
Ganon: Your majesty.
Zelda: (looks up from her my little pony toy) What? (Arrogantly)
Ganon: I have a gift.
Zelda: (More arrogantly) It better be good!
Ganon: Oh yes! It is Ma'am.
Zelda: Goooood! Now go…
Ganon: I can't! I have to wait for you to open it… And then I take it back.
Zelda: (Angrily) WELL WHAT USE IS A PRESENT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF ME AFTERWARDS?
Ganon: (Quickly thinks) A 3 second present?
Zelda: (Happily) Okay! You're looking a bit cardboardish today… Are you dead?
Ganon: No (Remember… Ganon is dressed up as Link).
Zelda: Oh… (Is about to open parcel)
Ganon: Open iiit… OPEN IT (Snaps)
Zelda: I'm thirsty.
Ganon: Certainly. (Disappears and reappears with a glass of water)
Zelda: BLEAH!
Ganon: WHAT? WHAAAT? What's wrong with it?
Zelda: There's a bit of black in it…
Ganon: Err… no there isn't?
Zelda: OKAY! (Drinks the water)
Ganon: Now will you open the parcel?
Zelda: Yes.
Ganon: phew-
Zelda: (Interrupts) BUT! (Snaps)
Ganon: What? (With impatience)
Zelda: …………………………………………… Strange I forgot now.
Ganon: Grr!
Zelda: Oh. I require Link.
Ganon: But I am link.
Zelda: Silly me. Phhhh…
Ganon: 0.o?
Zelda: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHBLEA!
Ganon: MRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Rips mask off face)
Zelda: EEK!
Ganon: OPEN THE PARCEL! NOOOWW!
Zelda: No way… You're gross.
Ganon: I hate YOOOUUUU! Rips of links oversized tunic! (Now naked)
(Ganon disappears back to the in the sky)
It's so sad but we have to leave it there! NOOOOOOOO!
