So thus we start another chapter in the story of which I am writing… Here… Right now
By the way…
Disclaimer: I own nothing apart from my story and that goes for every chapter too!
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When we left off Ganon had had another day of failure!
Ganon: Another day of failure.
Lackey: Oy why don't you go down here and open the present for her?
Ganon: Shut up… That's not good criminal.
Lackey: But Cackletta did it on the 'Mario & Luigi' series!
Ganon: Yeeeees… That's a point! I shall do that then! Farewell unto thee I say!
(At Jason's house)
John: This Zelda game is complete crap!
Jason: Shut up! No it is not! You better believe it too.
John: I know something better. (Pulls out this weird machine)
Jason: What is that?
John: It's a pocket digital transferor! Not a portal to the digimon world!
Jason: Coooooool! Where'd you gettit?
John: The freeway.
Jason: 0.0?
John: What?
Jason: It doesn't matter.
John: Want to see it?
Jason: Okay…
(At Zelda's castle)
Ganon: (Appears in the castle hall)
Zelda: THERE HE IS DADDY! THE ONE WHO WENT MAD!
King of Hyrule: GANON?
Ganon: Yes?
King of Hyrule: Put some clothes on!
Zelda: He ripped off link's tunic!
King of Hyrule: Look here Zelda! Ganon is a noble man! He wouldn't hurt a fly!
Ganon: Squashes a fly on the wall!
King of Hyrule: ……… Yes… Well. Shut up. He still wouldn't hurt anyone.
Zelda: But he would! He tried to get me to open a nasty present.
Ganon: NO I DIDN'T! (Snaps)
Zelda: Yes you did!
King of Hyrule: Let's see what's inside that box of yours.
Ganon: No It's for Zelda.
King of Hyrule: I insist.
Ganon: Umm… No! I can't let you (Worried)
King of Hyrule: Gimme! (Swipes the box off Ganon) And put something on…
Ganon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Get's down on floor and weeps)
Zelda: You hippy.
(Ganon looks up and smile's evilly in a sneaky way)
King of Hyrule: You see it's a harmless doll!
Ganon: Can I have it back now?
King of Hyrule: Sure you can! Oh… It's a pull string.
Ganon: 0.0! No you can't pull that.
King of Hyrule: Shut up! I'm the boss here and you cannot tell me what to do!
Ganon: On this occasion! I insist that this is very urgent. (Sweats)
King of Hyrule: SHUT UP! (Pulls string)
Ganon: UGH!
King of Hyrule: Hmm…
Doll: I love you so much that I could gas you to keep our love together.
King of Hyrule: Awwww!
(The dolls mouth opens and gases the king. King falls down dead!)
Ganon: 0.0 (Standing in the centre of the room) Yeah… I must leave now.
Zelda: DAAAADDDDYYYY! KILL HIM! In a slow and excruciatingly painful way! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ganon: Oh crap. (Rushes off)
Jason: AAAARRRGGGHHH! (Falls out of a portal into the Zelda world and lands on Ganon)
Ganon: Crap!
Zelda: Yeah! Lock him up…
Ganon: Crappy comical elements. Well at least it's not as bad as materialising something out of your pocket. Say a giant bomb
Zelda: Shaddap! OH and cut off his… You know what.
Guards: EEEWW! O.o
Thus ends another chapter of this story, which I am still writing.
