So thus we start another chapter in the story of which I am writing… Here… Right now

By the way…

Disclaimer: I own nothing apart from my story and that goes for every chapter too!

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When we left off Ganon had had another day of failure!

Ganon: Another day of failure.

Lackey: Oy why don't you go down here and open the present for her?

Ganon: Shut up… That's not good criminal.

Lackey: But Cackletta did it on the 'Mario & Luigi' series!

Ganon: Yeeeees… That's a point! I shall do that then! Farewell unto thee I say!

(At Jason's house)

John: This Zelda game is complete crap!

Jason: Shut up! No it is not! You better believe it too.

John: I know something better. (Pulls out this weird machine)

Jason: What is that?

John: It's a pocket digital transferor! Not a portal to the digimon world!

Jason: Coooooool! Where'd you gettit?

John: The freeway.

Jason: 0.0?

John: What?

Jason: It doesn't matter.

John: Want to see it?

Jason: Okay…

(At Zelda's castle)

Ganon: (Appears in the castle hall)

Zelda: THERE HE IS DADDY! THE ONE WHO WENT MAD!

King of Hyrule: GANON?

Ganon: Yes?

King of Hyrule: Put some clothes on!

Zelda: He ripped off link's tunic!

King of Hyrule: Look here Zelda! Ganon is a noble man! He wouldn't hurt a fly!

Ganon: Squashes a fly on the wall!

King of Hyrule: ……… Yes… Well. Shut up. He still wouldn't hurt anyone.

Zelda: But he would! He tried to get me to open a nasty present.

Ganon: NO I DIDN'T! (Snaps)

Zelda: Yes you did!

King of Hyrule: Let's see what's inside that box of yours.

Ganon: No It's for Zelda.

King of Hyrule: I insist.

Ganon: Umm… No! I can't let you (Worried)

King of Hyrule: Gimme! (Swipes the box off Ganon) And put something on…

Ganon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Get's down on floor and weeps)

Zelda: You hippy.

(Ganon looks up and smile's evilly in a sneaky way)

King of Hyrule: You see it's a harmless doll!

Ganon: Can I have it back now?

King of Hyrule: Sure you can! Oh… It's a pull string.

Ganon: 0.0! No you can't pull that.

King of Hyrule: Shut up! I'm the boss here and you cannot tell me what to do!

Ganon: On this occasion! I insist that this is very urgent. (Sweats)

King of Hyrule: SHUT UP! (Pulls string)

Ganon: UGH!

King of Hyrule: Hmm…

Doll: I love you so much that I could gas you to keep our love together.

King of Hyrule: Awwww!

(The dolls mouth opens and gases the king. King falls down dead!)

Ganon: 0.0 (Standing in the centre of the room) Yeah… I must leave now.

Zelda: DAAAADDDDYYYY! KILL HIM! In a slow and excruciatingly painful way! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ganon: Oh crap. (Rushes off)

Jason: AAAARRRGGGHHH! (Falls out of a portal into the Zelda world and lands on Ganon)

Ganon: Crap!

Zelda: Yeah! Lock him up…

Ganon: Crappy comical elements. Well at least it's not as bad as materialising something out of your pocket. Say a giant bomb

Zelda: Shaddap! OH and cut off his… You know what.

Guards: EEEWW! O.o

Thus ends another chapter of this story, which I am still writing.