This chapter starts with Ganon in prison.
Hope you like it.
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Ganon: This sucks!
Jason: Yeah.
Ganon: (Looks up from the bars. Jason is standing on the other side) what?
Jason: I'm dining like royalty tonight! Along with John! Who eats like a pig!
Ganon: Oh… (Looks behind Jason to see John scoffing his face inside the pig dish with a bunch of other pigs. Pigs are Cool)
Jason: Though I brought you a book.
Ganon: What?
Jason: Though I brought you a book.
Ganon: What's it called?
Jason: Though I brought you a book.
Ganon: Oh really. What are the contents of the book like?
Jason: Though I brought you a book.
Ganon: Ah. (Takes book off Jason) Thank you.
(Ganon reads it)
Ganon: He's right.
Jason: Course I am! You can write stories in that!
Ganon: Can I?
(Ganon takes out a magic pen, typical name eh? He writes, "And Ganon was now wearing clothes." Clothes appear on Ganon)
Ganon: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Jason: Yeah!
Ganon: And with this pen I shall u-
Someguy: Don't blurt out your evil plan as people will hear and are bound to know a way to beat it! Keep it secret until ready and then STRIKE! UNTIL THE BLOOD POURS OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND YOU CAN NOW RIP THEIR TEETH OUT WITH A CHAINSAW AS WELL AS THE REST OF HIS BODY! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ganon: Cool. (Writes "and Zelda then ate a piece of crap from her buttocks!")
Zelda: AAAAGGGGHHHHHH! (Struggles not to eat piece of crap but does!)
Ganon: Hazzah!
Jason: Oh my God! I'm tellin'!
Ganon: Hehehehehehehe! (Writes, "and Jason disappeared to Zelda and snogged her and Zelda didn't like it at all! And after which Jason forgot completely what he was going to say! And didn't care")
Ganon: I think I'll call this story, Madness foretold!
(Ganon continues to write)
At Zelda's castle hall.
Zelda: Eeeeww! JASON!
Jason: Sorry!
(Jason puts on a wig and does a bad imitation of Charlie Chaplin.)
Zelda: What are you doing?
Jason: Sorry!
Zelda: You were going to tell me something.
Jason: I'm sorry! I forgot and don't care!
Ganon: It's working!
Jason: Huh? You maniac! I suck! Bleah! (Turns into a cow)
Ganon: Just like I wrote! (Write's "Jason is back to normal")
Jason?
Ganon: And Jason jumped… up, and, down, like a chimp, pan, zee!
Jason: Huh? (Jumps up and down like a chimpanzee!)
Zelda: It's the book! Take it!
Ganon: It was now impossible for anyhuman to take the book off of me! (A human force field appears around Ganon)
Jason: Crap!
Ganon: And now to destroy Hyrule! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(John comes in and takes the book off Ganon and reads it!)
John: What a crappy book! I hate it! (Throw's it in the fire.)
Ganon?
Jason: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Ganon: I'll be good. (Get's taken away)
Jason: Ganon is a cruddy criminal! HA! That sounds funny.
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So this ends a new chappie! NOOOO! Oh well.
