Against All Odds
Sung by Sam (originally by Phil Collins, that nasty whiny little git. He told us about the homeless... Cos we didn't know about the homeless)
The Scene: They're approaching the Gorgoroth Plains; Frodo's doing his Ozzy Osbourne impression, the EYE sees them and they drop to the ground. Sam looks up at Froo froo and gets all sing-y
How could I let you start this quest
Let you set off for Mordor
When I sat there listening in that bush
Was scared, oooh
You're the only one who really knew what He meant
How could he just let you take that Ring
Knowing it could prove your doom
He's a psychic Elf, of Rivendell
He knew what it would mean
I know now that I should have stopped you, somehow
But take a look at us now
There are a million orcs
But Mordor's so close
We can see it
I can see you're losing hope
Oh when I look at you now
I see an empty gaze
And you living through this is against all odds
And that's what I've got to face
(Instrumental... Azza and co march on Mt. Dooooooom)
Something has just made them turn around
Turn around and walk away
Something must have happened, drawn their gaze
And we can continue
There's a chance that we might get through this, somehow
So take a look at me now
You've got to carry on
It's just a mountain
It's not that bad
Just a pinnacle of doom
Now get a hold of yourself
Cos you've got a job to do
And to support you is all I can do
And that's what I mean to do
Take a good look at yourself
As you regain some hope
And to destroy the Ring is against all odds
It's the chance you've got to take
Say goodbye to your pain...
CB
