I'll Never See The Shire Again
Sung by Frodo (originally by Dionne Warwick (in my house at least...) and written by the Bacharach)

What do you get when you leave your home?
A Ring of Power and lots of trouble
But we'll walk on, on the double
I'll never see the Shire again
I'll never see the Shire again

What do you get when you leave your friends
A long hard trek with a nasty traitor
He'll take the Ring, but not 'til later…
I'll never see the Shire again
Don't'cha know that I'll never see the Shire again

Don't tell me what it's all about
I'm on a quest and I won't back out
'Though I've got Gollum to guide me
I have got my Sam beside me

What do you get when you head South East?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
And now I know, there'll be no tomorrow
I'll never see the Shire again
No, no, I'll never see the Shire again

(Sam plays interlude on his saucepans!)

Ohh, in to Mordor, to scale the Mountain
All the while the darkness is mounting

What do you get when you fall in love?
You can't continue and fulfil your quest
Although you know you tried your best
I'll never see the Shire again
Don't'cha know that I'll never see the Shire again
I'll never see the Shire again

CB