Oh, Pippin?

Imagine the scene: Pippin's been spirited away by Gandalf and Merrys left all on his lonesome, full of mixed feelings of despair, fear, bewilderment and a little guilt. This is his song…altogether now: "ahhhh" Originally Who's David by (sob, sob) Busted (As you may observe, I have chosen to ignore the 'ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah'-isms. So there.)

Merry:
We've always been this way since childhood:
He followed where I lead I found his sense of loyalty touching But now he's gone ahead And I know he's got Gandalf to watch his back But I'm still so scared that he'll be attacked!

Are you sure he'll be fine?
I'm so frightened that he'll die He's so brave and he's so kind But he's a fool most of the time Now I'm alone without all of my friends And they've gone on to face up to their own ends Don't know where

I left Pippin for just two seconds I hated what he tried The stupid, foolish…oh, Pippin!
He had to face the Eye!
So he's off to fight the shadow in Gondor I just hope there are no Uruks, Wraiths or Orcs

Are you sure he'll be fine What if we all lose the war?
And Frodo and poor Samwise End up dying in Mordor Maybe we should just all give up tonight Cause I don't see how we can ever win this fight It's hopeless

Aragorn:
Well I know that its hard to be brave all by yourself And I know that you both will make each other proud When the time comes You're ready

I wont swear he'll be fine There's a chance we all might die But you're brave and I believe Whatever happens you'll both fight And someday soon I know you'll meet again And we'll rejoice and laugh and sing but until then We'll be brave You'll be brave

Merry:
I'll be brave