Chapter One: Christmas Surprise

December 23, 2004

It started like any other Christmas break, Kelly had just spent the night out at her GOD sisters and was finally waking up from a three hour nap to the sound of the phone ringing. She rolled over and saw that the clock said 4:18, slowly she got out of bed and answered the phone, "Hello?" she said groggily. "Hey!" a loud, energetic voice answered on the other end of the phone, "Its Caitlin." Kelly was taken by surprise, "Why is Caitlin Marvel of all people calling me… and how did she get my number?" the teen thought to herself. After a moments pause she finally replied, "Oh, hi, sorry I just woke up from a nap." "Oohh, sorry I didn't mean to wake you or anything." the voice replied. "No, no, don't worry about it; I needed to get up anyway. So what's up?" "Nothing really, just board as crap. What are you doing?" Kelly fell back onto her bed, "Feeling really hungry but too lazy to go get food." she said with a laugh. "I know the feeling; I'm like that most of the time." Caitlin agreed. "Does Donald call you?" Kelly blinked a few times, "What?" "I mean like when he calls you is it just him or is Billy on the line too?" Caitlin hurried out. It finally came back to Kelly that Caitlin had liked and started to talk to Billy Hill, her "more then friends less then boyfriend" Donald's friend. "Oh… no, I've never talked to Billy on the phone at all, let alone when I'm talking to Donald. I mean he's called me from Billy's but that's it, why?"

"Well every time Billy calls me Donald is always on the line too. He has never called me when it was just him, and it's mostly Donald and me talking anyway, then when Donald has to go do something Billy would say 'No, don't leave me by myself with her!'" Caitlin explained. "Ee, I don't know what to say other then… isn't Billy suppose to like you? I mean he out and said it in one of his notes to you. Remember, he said that him and me had 'long conversations about you' when I try not to even talk to him." Kelly added, hoping to figure out what was going on. "I know! He is so full of it! Either way, you live next to the Wilgus's right? Well I'm gonna be there on Christmas since they're my step dad's parents; can I come over for a while?" Caitlin asked. "Sure, you can save me for a while before I have to go to my psycho family dinner." "Don't worry, you'd be doing the same for me." the girls laughed and Kelly said she had to go eat dinner.

At dinner Kelly explained how Caitlin would be coming over for a little while on Christmas and their connection to each other via Billy and Donald. After dinner Donald called Kelly from Billy's, "Hey, what are you and Mike spending the night there?" Kelly asked her friend. "Yea, and its boring here because Billy has Sam over and they are locked in his room." "Who is Sam his gay blow up doll?" Kelly asked with a grin. "No, his girlfriend, you know Sam, Samantha." Donald corrected. "What? But I thought Billy was suppose to be trying to go out with Caitlin, I mean he even says that they are almost boyfriend and girlfriend and he calls her lover and everything." Kelly said half shocked half mad. "I know but he goes out with Sam and has been for a while." Donald sighed. "And you're letting him do this? Man, monkey see, monkey do, monkey get caught is all I have to say." Kelly said in dismay. "What's that suppose to mean?" Donald said his voice getting a bit higher in pitch. "It means that I hope you don't act like him because it's been a week and he's already been caught." "Man, that's beat up!" Donald replied. "WHY DO ALWAYS SAY THAT! You and Billy always say 'that's ignorant' or 'that's beat up' when ever you don't have a comeback or you know we are right. Why does everything always have to be beat up or ignorant? Can't something just be because it is, can't you just face that you guys don't think things through so we end up being right?" Kelly nagged. "Man, this is beat up." Donald said. "GOD, there you go again! Look, I have to go. I told Caitlin I would call her back."

When Kelly called Caitlin she had to explain about Billy and his girlfriend, after all, her and Caitlin just started to be friends, she wasn't about to mess it up by letting her get played by a dork like Billy. In their conversation they discussed the topic of Billy, Donald, English words they used from 'Sid and Nancy' (mainly noddyblinkums which means sleep), and random words they got from 'Clockwork Orange'. Around 9:10 Donald called Kelly's cell phone, "Hey, who have you been talking to all this time? The line has been busy for like 3 hours." Donald questioned. "I'm talking to Caitlin, does it matter?" "Still? Well dang" "GRR, not another phrase!" Kelly growled. Caitlin joined on the house line, "How about this, I'll get off the phone with Kelly, and Donald can three way me and Billy can get another phone in the house so we can all talk." So they all were on the phone together until about 12:45, when Kelly had to turn her phone off before it got so overheated it burned her. During their conversation they talked about Billy being caught with Sam which he denied, what they were listening to or watching on TV, confusing the guys with the word noddyblinkums, being called ignorant every five seconds, and arguing about the phrases the boys use repeatedly.

December 25, 2004: Christmas

Along about 12:00pm Caitlin came over to Kelly's. While there they decided to use the Japanese dictionary Kelly got for Christmas to look up the 'phrases' the guys used that annoyed them so they can confuse them even more (since it so much fun with noddyblinkums). They also called Donald so they could 'test out' their words on an unsuspecting lab rat. The 'test' shows that the girls are much smarter then the lab rats and managed to completely confuse Donald beyond all reason. With that done the girls had to part so they could continue all the happy Christmas-ness with their respective families.

December 28, 2004

Caitlin stopped by for another visit since her mom went to see Mrs. Wilgus again. The girls got an unexpected call from their friend Brittany's boyfriend, who Kelly was trying to go out with about a week before Brittany came along to 'help' her get him back. Steve wanted to know if Kelly wanted to go bowling with him and some friends, she agreed to if she could take her new found 'Rezu' (lesbian), being Caitlin with her, Steve said it was fine and to bring as many people as we wanted so it can be a larger group. After they worked out the fine details with their parents they called Donald and Billy to get them to go with them, after all, the girls were only gonna play billiards and air hockey, why not bring some guys that they can hang on?

At the bowling alley Caitlin and Kelly decided to show off what skills they don't have in billiards and put up with Billy, Donald, and their tag along buddy Mike's comments about it, not like they were any better. The whole night the girls were in the unpleasant 'want to make out with the guys yet want to kill them slowly' mood. Caitlin went on a mission to try and make Billy cry, Kelly yelled at Donald every time he complained about her not letting him hold her, and Donald just decided to act like something was wrong every five minutes and went off depressed and came back laughing; while Mike was a wall flower and Billy was acting like the typical male jerk. After that night Kelly started to see how Donald becomes clingy to girls, he started to tell her he loved her and he wants to be with her forever and he never left her alone. Eventually Kelly became suffocated but thought it was just because they weren't around each other over break.

Chapter two: The Return of two different hearts

January 3, 2005