"It's not possible!" Combeferre was very confused.

"He's right," confirmed Jehan. "You can't listen to all five CDs!"

"What is a CD?" Marius asked.

"It's something shiny," Fueilly told him. "And it's circular and it plays music."

"Melanie was listening to them!"

"Right," said Kat. "Now on Black 47 we're listening to 'Road to Ruin' 'Blood Wedding' and 'Born to be Free'. On Clash: Singles we're listening to 'I Fought the Law' 'This is Radio Clash' and 'Know your Rights'. On Waiting for the sun we're listening to 'Not to Touch the Earth' 'Yes, the River knows' and 'Five to One'. On-"

"I have a question," Courfeyrac informed Kat. "Why do you have to tell us what we're listening to?"

"So my fanfic writing self won't get confused," Kat told him. She waved at the ceiling. "She gets confused easily. Anyway, On London Calling we're listening to 'London Calling' 'Death or Glory' and 'Revolution Rock'."

"Revolution Rock sounds familiar," Enjolras said. Les Amis nodded their heads.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Kat blanched. "Bad Sanity Stealing Penguin Queen," she muttered. "Bad!" she regained herself. "And on Les Miserables we'll listen to 'What Have I Done?' 'I Dreamed a Dream' 'Lovely Ladies'......for Quinn and Caroline. 'Confrontation' 'Master of the House' 'The Thenardier Waltz of Treachery' 'Look Down' 'Stars' for Lizzy 'Red and Black' 'Do you hear the people sing'. This is fun! 'Plumet Attack' 'One Day More' 'On My Own' of course! 'Little People' for Sophie 'A Little Fall of Rain'" Kat let out a loud fake sob. "'Drink with me' 'Dog Eat Dog' 'Javert's Suicide' 'Turning' 'Empty Chairs at Empty Tables' 'Beggars at the Feast' and 'Finale'"

"Is your fanfic writing self that confused?" Courfeyrac asked.

"She's disturbed," Kat assured him. "In fact it's because of her that- Never mind........Any way, Black 47 first!" she put the CD into the CD player and pressed the 'play' button.

Les Amis listened.

"Road to Ruin sounds oddly familiar," noted Courfeyrac.

"Yeah," agreed Enjolras. "Like I"ve heard it before......." he thought. "I followed you like Jesus Christ run down the road to ruin," he sang. "Kat why does this sound familiar?"

"Fanfic writing self," she muttered. "I'll get out of here someday!" she screamed at the ceiling. "And when I do, I'll get your conscience and sanity back from that trip to Jamaica! Then we'll.......I don't know what we'll do after that! But........"she discovered Les Amis were all staring at her. "Heheheh.......Um......" she buried her head in Dracula and said nothing else.

"Blood Wedding sounds familiar too........"

After 'Born to be Free', and after making Enjolras get down off the dining room table, Kat switched CDs. She jumped up on the sofa.

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun! I fought the law and the law won! I needed money 'cause I had none. I fought the law and the law won!" she screamed. I wouldn't call it singing, it was screaming. "Sorry," she apologized. She sat down on the sofa. Grantiare sat next to her. She scouted to the other side of the sofa.

"Are you sure this isn't absinthe?" Grantiare asked, gesturing to the Mountain Dew.

"Yes."

"It makes people act like they just drank absinthe so......"

"It's soda, Grantiare. Not alcohol, soda."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"How do you know?"

"I am the lizard king, I can do anything." said Kat and Jim Morrison in unison.

"Of course you are," said a very confused Joly.

"Do you have any ceiling tiles?" asked Fueilly.

"Yes," Kat answered. "In my bedroom. I'm leaving but I need a little time," she sang. "I promised I would drown myself in misticated wine."

"Yay!" Grantiare applauded. "What?" Kat was looking at him like he was insane (not saying he wasn't).

"You don't seem like the kind of person that would yell 'Yay'" Grantiare shrugged.

"They've got the guns but we've got the numbers!" sang Enjolras.

"We're gonna win! Yeah, we're taken over!" sang both Kat and Enjolras.

"I didn't know you knew The Doors," said Kat.

"Your fanfic writing self told me to sing it," Enjolras answered. "Just like she told me to drink my first glass of coffee." Kat mouthed 'Thank you' to the ceiling.

"So who are you?" asked Combeferre.

"I'm an image of Kat Kaplan in her brain. I'm the only thing that lives here, I'm in charge of her weird imagination."

"So what do we call you?"asked Marius. "An imaginary image of Kat Kaplan is too long. I'll get confused!"

"Call me Kat, or Eponine, or Eninope"

"You're not Eponine!" accused Marius.

"I could be!" Kat closed her eyes, stuck out her tongue and became Eponine. She closed her eyes, stuck out her tongue again and went back to being Kat.

"You frighten me," Jehan informed her.

"Thank you."

"Revolution rock! I am in a state of shock!" sang Joe Strummer on the CD player.

A/N: That was fun. ALL HAIL THE LIZARD KING! Next chapter involves more stuff from "A week with the Mizzies" My imagination is evil. But it waved to me! Hi!