X2 SUPERCONDENSED

Serges

"Hunter Dumpter sat on a wall."

Agile

"Hunter Dumpter had a great fall."

Serges

"All the X-Hunters and all Sigma's men…"

Violen

"Ate a sandwich."

Agile

"…Man, you just completely ruined the Unification."

A CRISIS befalls the world.

Dr. Cain

"X, it's been six months since you spanked Sigma and you're still the only one who knows how to fire a gun, so go stop this new uprising."

X RUSHES to the scenes of the uprising and destroys TWO of the EIGHT MAVERICK BOSSES.

X-Hunters

"This could be bad."

Dr. Cain

"X, we get signal."

X-Hunters

"How are you gentlemen? All Zero's parts are belong to us."

Dr. Cain

"X, hurry! For great justice!'

X RUSHES out onto the hunt, and tracks down the X-HUNTERS. He BEATS all THREE of them, and RECLAIMS Zero's parts.

Dr. Cain

"Good job, I'll fix him. Now get back to work."

X RUSHES to the MAVERICK LAIRS, and on the way he finds the CAPSULES.

Dr. Light

"Moron, how'd you lose the first armor set I gave you? These things aren't cheap, you know!"

X uses the CAPSULE POWERS to destroy ALL the remaining Mavericks.

Dr. Cain

"X I know you worked really hard to get Zero's parts back, but this guy just walked in and took them."

X is getting tired of RUSHING, but he rushes ANYWAY, and arrives at the NORTH POLE, where he fights and defeats VIOLEN.

Violen

"…Couldn't put Hunter together again! I got it! Guys, I remembered!" (Dies)

X CONTINUES FORTH, and destroys Serges's WAR MACHINE.

Serges

"No one defies Miss Cleo—the prophecy WILL be fulfilled!" (Dies)

X goes EVEN FURTHER, and meets AGILE.

X

"How come you're a box now?"

Agile

"I don't know." (Dies)

Sigma

"Crap, the X-Hunters blew it. But I'm still alive, and I've got toys."

X RUSHES ONE FINAL TIME, to the CENTRAL COMPUTER. At this point, due to a RIP in the SPACE TIME CONTINUUM, one of two things HAPPENS:

*1*

X finds SIGMA with the brainwashed ZERO. X FIGHTS and DEFEATS Zero, UNBRAINWASHING him in the process.

X

"Do you remenber me?"

Zero

"Of course, I'll never forget that annoying girl voice."

*2*

X meets SIGMA with a CLONE ZERO. However the REAL ZERO comes in and DESTROYS the Clone Zero.

Zero

"Blueprints are for studying."

Sigma

"You were supposed to be my bitch!"

They FIGHT. Sigma RETREATS.

At this point, REGARDLESS OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED, Zero runs off to destroy the MAIN COMPUTER, and X jumps into the PIT OF DEATH. At the BOTTOM of the Pit Of Death, X finds SIGMA, who is dressed up like WOLVERINE.

Sigma

"End of the line, bub."

They FIGHT. X WINS, but Sigma RETURNS in the form of a GIANT FLOATING HEAD, which X OBLITERATES.

Sigma

"Damn I died again, but each defeat only makes me stronger, plus each time I die you somehow lose your nifty armor and become pussified again. I just wish Zero wasn't being such a dick about everything." (Dies)

X RUNS FOR HIS LIFE, and ESCAPES the Central Computer before it EXPLODES. He joins Zero on a CLIFF, and there he THINKS.

X

"The price of peace is often high. Who or what must be sacrificed in order for it to become a reality?"

Zero

"Get away from me."

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