A New Life

A/N: I will be using the real Japanese names

This is my first fic so characters will probably be a little OOC (Especially Shiho, she's hard to write). Constructive criticism is welcomed. This is Shinichi/Shiho so if you don't like it tough.

"Shinichi" Speech
'Shinichi' Thoughts
(Shinichi) Reason (My good side)
(Shinichi) Mayhem (My bad side)

This take place (Mostly) in the United States, also everyone knows Shinichi and Shiho's secret and Shinichi, Shiho, Heiji, and Aoko know Kaito's secret (He's dating Aoko and is still the Kaitou Kid) also Shiho has yet to met Shinichi's parents. Also this fic starts the last week of October. (So now it's the 30th of October/Saturday.)

Review Responses:

Black-zip: Yup still in the same bed :) they may get married soon and they may not you'll just have to wait and see.

Hannah-asakura: Yup Shinichi is very sweet to her. (Anyone who almost died, just admitted their love, and was accepted would be like that.)

MaRoNcOoL: There will be more stuff that happens in the next few chapters, I'm glad you think the jokes are funny; I got them from a book. (If you want the title e-mail me, and I'll send you the title).

Ai Haibara: Thanks I hope it's well done, and I'm still writing.

Sorry about taking so long to update, I had writers block all last week and didn't start to type until Sunday.

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan, or the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, because if I did you'd never hear from my sorry ass again, I'd be in Palm Beach with my NEW FRIENDS!

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Quotes from Kudo: Some men see things as they are and ask WHY? I dream things that never were and ask WHY NOT? -Author Unknown

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -Isaac Asimov

A man's true wealth is the good he does in this world. -Mohammed

Ch 8: Weekend

Bright light filtered through the blinds and awoke Shinichi. 'Go away light!' He shielded his eyes with one hand but found that the other was stuck under Shiho's body. 'Great now I have to wake her up so I can get out of bed.' Shinichi shook Shiho slightly. Shiho opened her eyes slowly and looked at Shinichi, "What time is it." she asked yawning. Shinichi looked at the clock and said "Its 11:00 in the morning." "Good, we actually got a full night sleep." said Shiho as she got out of bed. Shinichi walked to bathroom to wash up. He was too busy washing his face to notice Shiho standing behind him. "BOO!" she yelled causing Shinichi to turn around in surprise flinging water everywhere. Shinichi narrowed his eyes when he caught sight of Shiho who had started to laugh. Shinichi cupped his hands under the still flowing faucet and flung the water at Shiho. Shiho screamed at Shinichi while she flung some water on him. Soon they started to laugh while having a water fight.

Shiho and Shinichi emerged from the bathroom soaked. Shiho walk into the closet and tossed Shinichi some clean clothes before she shut the door to get dressed herself. A few seconds later Shiho emerged from the closet and went to make breakfast while Shinichi turned on the news. The news anchor said, "This has been the 5th rape case in the last week, the police believe that this is the work of a serial rapist because the rapist left a triangle shaped mark and the word "MINE" carved in to his victims side. The police currently have no leads and are enlisting the help of the FBI." The anchor pauses for a moment while some papers and handed to her. "This just in folks, apparently the World Famous Detective Kudo Shinichi from Japan has been hired by the FBI and is currently in New York City." They showed a picture of him on the TV. "In other news…" Shinichi ignored what the news anchor was saying next because he was in shock and pondering how people had figured that he was here, after a few moments he came to a conclusion. 'We should have used a private airport.' Thought Shinichi as he shut off the TV to go see how Shiho was coming along with breakfast.

Shinichi was greeted by the excellent smell of pancakes and bacon. His face lit up into a grin that spread from ear to ear and walked over to Shiho. Shiho felt a pair of arms wrap around her thin waist and a head on her shoulder. "What do you want now?" she asked knowing who it is behind her. "Have I ever told you you're the world's best cook?" asked Shinichi. "Nope, and you're just saying that because you're hungry." answered Shiho as she flipped a pancake in front of a hungry Shinichi causing him to drool a bit on her shoulder. "So what if I'm just saying that because I'm hungry, it's true." said Shinichi as he let go of Shiho and walked over to get some plates and silverware from the cabinet. Shinichi sat down with Shiho at the table. Shiho was about to cut the pancake when Shinichi took her plate and cut it for her. Shiho sat there puzzled as Shinichi poked a piece of the pancake and served it to her, Shiho who finally got what he was doing and opened her mouth, closed her eyes and let Shinichi feed her but he only put half the piece in her mouth and left it there, Shiho opened her eyes and wondered why he stopped but all thoughts disappeared when Shinichi covered her mouth with his, slipped his tongue into her mouth and fought over the pancake piece. After a minute of kissing Shinichi broke away panting for air and swallowed his half of the pancake, he had an evil smirk on his face. Shiho was also panting for air and was blushing furiously. Shinichi licked his lips and said "That was a great breakfast we should have that more often." With that Shiho if possible, blushed a deeper shade of red and Shinichi just laughed and continued to eat his food.

After finishing breakfast the put away the dishes and spent the rest of the afternoon watching the Blue Collar Comedy Weekend and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They day flew by and soon they were back in bed. Just as Shinichi and Shiho were falling asleep the phone rang, groaning and mentally cursing the ancestry of who ever was calling. "Hello?" said Shinichi. "Hey Shinichi how you doing?" said the person. It took Shinichi a few seconds to think of whose voice that was. "Kaito… You have five seconds to explain why your calling at 10:00 or I'm gonna hang up and unplug the phone." "Geez Shinichi you have no sense of humor." said Kaito laughing. "5…4…3…" counted Shinichi. "Okay…Okay I told you I would call you, I just forgot the time difference sorry." said Kaito quickly. "Apology accepted." said Shinichi. "Now why did you call?" "Well I just called to let you know Heiji and I made it back safe and to see how you two lovebirds are doing." said Kaito. "We're doing fine just getting adjusted to our new house, how you, Aoko, Heiji and Kazuha are doing?" asked Shinichi. "Aoko and I are doing fine e just moved into a new apartment. Heiji is going out with Kazuha, finally." "Tell me about it." said Shinichi. "How long did it take for him to confess once he was back?" Shinichi asked. "He just confessed yesterday night and called this morning to tell me so I decided to tell you." you could almost hear Kaito's grin over the phone. Shinichi was also grinning. "Good, now I'm gonna let you Kaito go because Shiho is tired and wants to go to sleep. Tell everyone we said 'hi'." "Ok…Wait you said Shiho wants to go to sleep right?" asked a curious Kaito. "Yeah." answered a confused Shinichi. "Then why can't she go to her own bed?" asked Kaito slyly. "Because we sleep in the same bed." Shinichi realized what Kaito what trying to find out. "Wow Shinichi! Four days and you're already sleeping together. You sure know how to treat the lady." said Kaito. "Okay, we're sleeping together but not like that! And I confessed to her on Wednesday." said Shinichi who was blushing. "Wait you confessed to her on Wednesday? Why didn't you tell us before Heiji and I left on our flight." asked Kaito. "I don't know it must have slipped my mind. I really need to sleep so I'm gonna let you go." said Shinichi. "Tell Shiho I said hi, Bye." Shinichi heard a click of a phone hanging up and set the phone down on the receiver. He lay back down next to Shiho and wrapped his arms around her. "Kaito says 'Hi.'" said Shinichi as he kissed Shiho forehead. Shiho snuggled her head between Shinichi's neck and shoulder. "Goodnight." she said. "Goodnight." They couple drifted off to sleep.

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Sunday (31st/Halloween)

Shinichi and Shiho awoke the next morning and ate breakfast. They got dressed and walked out of the building. "Were do you want to go." asked Shinichi. "How about we go to the mall and afterwards we get a bite to eat." said Shiho. "Sure." responded Shinichi who was calm on the exterior but inside he was screaming, 'No don't make me go back to that hell on earth!' Shiho saw past Shinichi's calm exterior and said, "Don't worry Shinichi it won't be that bad for you or your wallet." With that Shinichi settled down and flagged down a cab.

They arrived at the mall and immediately set out shopping. After going through a few stores Shiho noticed that Shinichi was getting tired and bored so she stops, turns around, and says to him. "Shinichi you don't have to stay with me the whole time you can go where you want to. Tell you what if you leave me your credit card and I'll meet you at the exit ok?" "Yeah ok, call me on my cell if you need anything." said Shinichi as he handed her the card and walked towards the food court. He orders a hamburger and pop, pays for it and sits down to eat, after a few minutes Shinichi's just sitting and finishing off his pop when he decided to go to the electronics store. After half an hour of looking at electronics Shinichi left the store and looked at the map of the mall. He discovered that there was an arcade just down the walkway and since he had nothing better to do, he decided to see if they had any good games.

Shinichi bought ten dollars worth of tokens. He started to play a shooting game where he was killing aliens at a top secret military installation, he beat the game no problem and only used 4 tokens. The next game was the sequel to the first game and was some what harder but a lot shorter, again he beat the game no problem. He played a few more games and by then he had almost been at the arcade about an hour. After finishing a game where he was freeing a business complex from terrorist his cell phone rang, he took it out and answered it. "Hello?" "Hey I'm done shopping, meet me at the south exit." said Shiho over the phone. "Sure I'll be there in a minute. Bye." he said. "Bye." He ended the call and when he stuck his cell back into his pocket, only than did he become aware that he still had about four dollars worth of coins in his possession. Shinichi looked for someone to give the tokens to. He noticed that one kid was searching in vain through his pockets for coins to continue his game. Shinichi being the nice guy walked over to the kid tapped him on the shoulder, gave the kid his coins, and walked out of the arcade.

Shinichi meet Shiho at the exit and she showed him what she bought. It wasn't that much, just two skirts, and a couple of blouses. They walked outside hailed a cab and rode home. Once home Shiho with a little help from Shinichi cooked dinner, it consisted of a steak and some salad. After dinner they sat down to watch Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again. After the show was over they walked to bed laughing about their favorite parts of the show. They changed into their pajamas and after a brief make-out session curled up in each others arms and fell asleep.

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After a long week of writer's block here is chapter 8, no words are enough to express how sorry I am about taking this long to update.

So what do you think about this chapter, I know it isn't as good as the other ones but still please Review!

Kaito's Joke of the day:

I believe that if life gives you lemons make lemonade, and then try to find someone whose life's giving them vodka and have a party. –Ron White

Clay: I had a buddy who had relatives in Australia. They sent him a boomerang.
Stewart: Ooh, that's neat.
Clay: He didn't like it, but every time he tried to throw it away, he hurt himself.

Carlson: I have in my hand two U.S. coins which total 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
Yancey: I don't know.
Carlson: One is a 50-cent piece…the other is a nickel.

Shinichi: What do you call a fish that's top jaw sticks out way past its lower jaw.
Kaito-Shudders- I don't want to know.
Shinichi: A dorkfish.