Lance walked down the stairs and paused.

"Oh no, not again."

Pietro grinned. "Yes again!"

"Fine… not like I have anything better to do. What've you got this time?"

Pietro pretended to adjust a pair of non-existent glasses. "Well my dear boy…"

"Get on with it!"

"Fine be that way!" Pietro yelled then shuffled the papers in his hand.

"First, California. It's illegal for a vehicle to exceed 60 miles an hour without a driver…" Pietro broke off in shock as did the rest of the brotherhood.

They watched out the window as Scott's driverless car zoomed by followed by a cussing Cyclops and a manic Forge on a motorized unicycle.

They all blinked.

Pietro shook his head. "Moving right along, no pun intended." He ignored the groans. Then he blinked again.

"In Belvedere, California No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Toad grinned. "So when the X-men are walking around without Xavier…" Then he and Lance high fived each other.

Fred looked at Wanda.

"What! I actually agree with them!" She yelled.

Pietro looked at the sheet in puzzlement. "In Chico, California, detonating a Nuclear Weapon in city limits will result in a 500 dollar fine."

Wanda grinned maniacally while the rest backed up. "So all we have to do is scrounge up five hundred dollars?"

"Um… and on to Hollywood. It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard."

Toad rolled his eyes. "Well, we did cause a stampede of 2,000 circus animals." (referencing a Red Witch story)

Lance glared at him. "And ate 2,000 more butterflies."

"Details, details."

Pietro blinked. "Oh man, I'm glad I don't live in Lodi, California."

"Why's that?"

"It's illegal to sell or own silly string." Then Pietro burst out laughing. "In Los Angeles it's illegal for Toads to be licked."

Then his eyes widened as he backed up. "I wasn't saying anthing about you, Wanda."

She glared. "You'd better not."

Toad stared at her dreamily.

"If you want to live, Toad, you will keep that thought to yourself!" Wanda yelled, as several items in the room started forward menacingly.

"Ah, Toad. Here's one for you."

"Oh?"

"In San Francisco, persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street."

"Very funny. And here's one that applies to you that I heard about."

"Oh?"

"It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex."

Pietro snarled. "It's in fashion!"

Lance grinned. "You know, there's always been something off about you."

"That's it!" He yelled and leaped toward Lance only to be blasted backwards by one of Wanda's hex bolts.

"I actually agree with the idiot, so shut up!"

Toad cracked his knuckles, and an earthquake was felt. Pietro backed up slowly. "Now guys, I didn't mean to…."

Rahne ran past Rogue and Tabitha in wolfform. "What's with her?" Then they paused. "Oh my!"

Pietro was hanging upside down from a flag pole and wearing form fitting see through boxer shorts. "Get me down from here!"

Tabitha cackled. "Not until we get some photos first, Speedy!"

"Tabitha!"