Someone thought this was funny, so I made more. Sorry it took so long, god, I'm busy....

Chap: Do you want me to do yours?

When they camped for the night, the group was surprised. Inuyasha had found a small hot spring and directed them there, despite the village only being three more miles away. He kept muttering about "stupid wenches and their stupid backs, get some hot water, make 'em shut up....."

Kagome smiled to herself as she and Sango walked to the spring from their campsite. Inuyasha could be very sweet when he thought no one was looking. He even offered to guard them from Miroku while they bathed. (Of course he'd have done that anyway, but it was still nice to here him say it.)

Kagome made sure Sango relaxed as she was in the spring, the better to make her sore muscles loosen up a little. The heat did wonders for them both, soothing away a lot of the tension they'd both been walking around with. Kagome also had the taijiya do some stretches while in the water. After their bath, they toweled off and dressed in what Sango was puzzled to learn were called swim suits. (Kagome let her borrow her yellow and orange striped one, while she used her old floral print bikini.) When she asked why they were called suits, the miko had to say that she didn't know.

"Okay, Sango, are you ready?"

"Just what exactly are you going to do?" the girl asked nervously.

"Well, for the most part, I'm going to try and loosen the muscles by rubbing them. It should get your circulation back to normal. I'm also going to try and pop your back a little, okay?"

"Could you? I've been trying to pop it for weeks and it won't do it for me."

"Your back's probably so wound tight with muscle cramps that it can't anymore," the miko replied, spreading out her sleeping bag. "Okay, lie down here on your stomach and try to get comfortable."

Sango laid out on the ground, shifting so the rocks under the blanket wouldn't dig into her. Kagome smiled a little. "Um, Sango? Relax, I'm not Miroku, you know."

"I know, but this feels very—"

"Personal?"

"Yes, exactly."

"Well, hey! This is between best friends, right?"

Sango smiled before letting down her guard completely. "Yes, between best friends."

Kagome sat down and got to work.

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Inuyasha's ears flicked. He was sitting near the fire, keeping an eye on the houshi with Shippou playing with those coloring books Kagome got for him. His ears flicked again back towards the spring.

The most gods-awful moaning and groaning was going on back there. Shippou had been back there twice to check on them, leading to a scuffle with Miroku. He kept trying to say he was just making sure Shippou didn't get lost going to the water.

Whenever he asked Shippou what the hell they were doing, the little kitsune would just shrug. He didn't understand it either.

A loud cracking sound that even Miroku's human ears picked up sounded out through the clearing. Inuyasha finally shouted, "What in the hell are you wenches doing back there?!"

His ears flicked as he caught Sango's incoherent mumbling, "ah.....mi'.....oohh.....righ'.......there......."

"That's it," he muttered. He stood, shoving some of his unruly hair out of his face, and turned to go see what was wrong. Without turning he said, "Bouzou, if you move one bit from that spot, I will make sashimi out of something you'd miss if it was gone."

Miroku winced and stayed seated.

When the hanyou got to the clearing, he kept one hand over his eyes just in case.

"Kagome?! You decent?!"

"You don't have to shout you know, I can hear you," she replied.

Inuyasha took his hand down and looked at her. Kagome, in her two piece swim suit, was rubbing down Sango's back. Sango only had on Kagome's old one piece swim suit. Kagome was straddling Sango's legs to rub some kind of oil on her.

"You sure about that? With all the moaning and cracking I heard back here, I'm surprised you....can..." his voice faltered.

What he was seeing had registered in his brain.

Inuyasha's eyes went huge, and his face turned bright, bright red.

Kagome and Sango just stared, waiting for him to complete the sentence.

Inuyasha: (blink, blink)

Kagome and Sango: (blink, blink)

"KUSO!!! WHAT KIND OF ECCHI SHIT IS GOING ON HERE!??! WE'VE GOT A KID AROUND, FOR GODS' SAKE!!"

"Inuyasha! Its not like that!" Kagome shouted as Sango tried to be an ostrich and hide her head in the ground.

"Then what the hell is it?!"

"I'm just rubbing her back!"

"Without any clothes on!?"

"I've got clothes on!"

"Those three little pieces of cloth?! You've got to be kidding me!"

"It called a bikini, and girls in my time wear them all the time!"

"For what?! Apprenticing in geshia houses?!"

Kagome scowled. "Inuyasha, OSWARI!!"

She got up from Sango, whispering, "This'll just take a second, don't worry." The girl walked over to the inu-hanyou, kneeling down so she could talk in his ear. "We're in these clothes so I don't get icy-hot all over Sango's clothes, the stuff smells to high heaven. I didn't want you to say we stink, so we were going to go back into the spring to wash it off. Got a problem with that?"

Inuyasha managed to raise his head off the ground so he was no longer kissing dirt. "No, just with you running around with hardly any clothes on. What if Miroku sees you?!"

"That's what we had you for!" She hissed angrily. "And just where is he now?"

"Shippou's got an eye on him, don't worry," the boy said as he slowly picked himself up. He scowled at the two girls. "Later."

Kagome frowned at his back before noticing—"Inuyasha! Wait!"

"Nani?"

"Do you want me to do your back later on?"

(&%&% this should be getting interesting very soon. Hope you all like it, please review!!

And the definitions are:

Taijiya: demon slayer

Miko: priestess

Houshi: monk

Bouzou: leacher

Sashimi: sliced meat, like sliced ham for sandwiches

Hanyou: literally, half-breed, rude term for it. (can't find the polite word, or I'd use it instead)

Kuso: shit

Ecchi: perverted

Geshia: prosititute, or concubine

Oswari: the Japanese term for sit down. This for it only used for the actual command to a dog to sit down. So that's why in the Manga, Kagome can say sit and not slam Inuyasha, she's using a different word than 'oswari.'

Inu-hanyou: dog half-breed

Nani: what

Guess what guys! I found the definitions for some of the characters names!!

Sango: Coral

Kagome: Harmony

Inuyasha: Dog-demon

Shippou: seven treasures

Naraku: Litterally, the old Japanese word for Hell

Kikyo: Bellflower