Too Sexy
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They all looked at Tealc surprised as he stood. It was obvious they had only thought their friend was joking when he had reached for a form and filled it in. When on earth had he handed in the form anyways? He nodded briefly to Cassie and her friend before heading toward the stage, people in his way stepping quickly from his path. Sam turned to Jack and lifted a finger, pressing his chin up, Jack was sitting open mouthed as was Daniel as they saw tealc reach the stage and the man had a quick word with him. Jack took Sam's raised finger and hand in his own, and sat back. She back against him and turned her attention too the stage also. Cassandra and Chris sat at the table with them. Jack and Daniel were too interested in watching the Jaffa take too the stage to notice and Janet smiled lightly to the young man as Cassie leaned forward and introduced her mother.
"Mom this is Chris, Chris this is my mom, Janet Frasier"
"Pleased to meet you Ma'am"
"Hi Chris, nice to meet you. Call me Janet"
"Oh 'T' is starting, this is gonna be good" squealed Cassie
"You know what he's going to sing?" asked Sam.
Tealc had not started; the operators were still trying to sort something out at the stage. Tealc was already drawing a crowd of females.
"You go big guy" muttered Jack under his breath as the females offered up some catcalls and whistles of their own.
"Yeah, he asked me what I thought. I haven't heard it before, apparently he heard it on a compilation album Daniel has"
Daniel perked up at his name and turned his attention to Cassandra.
"One of my Compilation albums?"
"Yeah, he said you had a whole pile of CD's you didn't listen too and so you gave them too him. Apparently you got it from a English friend when the visited a few years back"
"Oh. OH" exclaimed Daniel, not liking the thoughts going through his mind.
"Anyways" continued Cassie, " He found one of the songs in the listing and so he thought why not"
"OH this may not be good" replied Daniel.
"Aw come on Daniel, it cant be that bad" spoke up Jack "Are these guys gonna get sorted or what? I think T's about to be mobbed"
"So what's the song Cassie?"
"I'm not telling"
At that moment, the problem hindering the performance must have been rectified because the old man turned to his microphone and announced Tealc's upcoming performance.
"And here's a request rarely heard folks. Though I can't think why. Right said Fred's - I'm too sexy, sung by T Murray"
"Who the hell are Right said Fred?" asked Jack
"Oh No" said Daniel as he sunk into the back of his chair folding one arm over his chest and one hand half covering his face.
The crowd of women however went wild at the words of 'Too sexy' maybe simply agreeing that the formidable male standing on stage was. They started dancing as the cheesy funky music started up. Tealc started talking rather than singing the words, which made them sound less cheesy than they were, standing with his hands clasped behind his back in a familiar pose to his friend at their table, who had all raised their eyebrows at his choice of song.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts// And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan// And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party the way I'm disco dancing// I'm a model you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk// Yeah On the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk//
"Well if that ain't the cheesiest song I ever heard," said Jack.
Cassie and her friend had collapsed into laughter. Janet looked impressed and a little flushed; Daniel seemed a little put out the way Janet was watching Tealc. Jack looked more impressed at the women and certain males were hoarding the stage. Sam was giggling quietly too herself. She had never seen anything so hilarious and yet brilliant at the same time. Tealc had no idea how sexy he did actually look, the way he stood stoically on stage, one eyebrow raising higher and higher as women practically threw themselves at the stage, especially when he sang the line
//on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk//
Yup he certainly had a certain appeal too him. The crowd had erupted and Jack and Daniel were both feeling a little apprehensive at the prospect of getting up on the stage having to follow in their friends footsteps. Janet was too busy taking in the sight of Tealc singing how he was so much sexier than everyone else was.
//I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat poor pussy, poor pussy cat// I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love// loves going too leave me// and I'm too sexy for this song.
If the erupted crowd were not screaming to ear slitting capacity they were now. Tealc took a small bow and stepped down from the stage where women crowded round him, engulfing him in 'ooh' and 'ahas' etc. Janet having lost sight of the tall Jaffa turned her attention back to the table whose occupants were pretty much speechless at their friends ability to have a crowd like putty in his hands after singing the cheesiest song ever written. She found Daniel's eyes upon her, which had a look of intense jealousy and lust in them. She flushed even more under the gaze, she had not realised she'd been gawking that much at Tealc. If it got Daniel into this sort of mood maybe, she would do it some more. Tealc finally reached their table and sat with a raised eyebrow and broad grin on his face, women were still crowding round, running their hands over his broad shoulders and complimenting him. Janet could not resist the urge to lean over and run a hand over his arms herself.
"Tealc you were amazing," she said in a slight sultry tone before taking a glance at Daniel who practically bristled and sat up straighter in his seat.
"Nice song big guy" said Jack
"Yeah tealc, it was a very interesting choice" added Sam catching the attention of a server who was passing by.
"Could we order some more drinks please?"
"I'll be with you in moment" came the polite reply, the young female letting her eyes rest softly over Tealc before moving on to deliver drinks to another table.
"You have caught the attention of quite a few people in here 'T,'" said Daniel, trying to be polite to his friend although his 'Doctor' was still giving his Tealc's arm a physical.
'Get a hold of yourself Daniel. Janet is not yours, if she likes Tealc who are you to say anything against it.'
Cassie had managed to stifle her giggles and was back in an animated conversation with Chris. The server returned and took their drinks order, still making eyes at Tealc. Janet had finally, much to Daniel's relief, removed her hand from his arm and watching her daughter intently as she spoke to her new 'friend'.
"So Cassie you gonna introduce us to your friend?" asked Jack, leaning forward to look closer at the young man who was sitting way too close to Cassie for his liking.
"Oh Sure. Chris this is Jack, Sam you've already met, Daniel and Murray"
Cassandra pointed each person out as she said his or her names.
"Everyone this is Chris"
Jack and Daniel had turned their full attention to the young man, both sitting more upright giving him a long once over. Sitting excessively close was his hand sitting lightly behind Cassandra's chair? Was he giving her the eye?
"So Chris" said Jack in a firm, 'don't even think about giving me a wrong answer type of way' Chris looked him firmly in the eye as Jack spoke, which Jack found arrogant and too cocky for his liking.
"How old are you?"
"Sixteen, how old are you?"
Oh no the kid hadn't just gave him a bit of lip. Sam laid her hand on Jack's thigh as he practically tensed and gave the kid a look 'don't cross me' kind of way. Before Jack could reply Sam leaned forward and gave Chris a kind smile.
"Way too old for you too get any kind of upper hand"
Chris smiled at Sam and turned his attention back to Cassie, but Daniel interjected before they could start up their conversation.
"So which school do you attend?" he was trying to look relaxed and interested but the familiar purse of the lips and darkness of the eyes gave the impression he was just as protective as Jack was being.
"Same as Cassandra actually. But we're not in any classes together so that's why we've never really met. I've seen her before though, just never had the guts to talk to her."
Janet seemed proud of the compliment for her daughter. Daniel looked unimpressed; Jack was too busy wondering what else Sam's wandering fingers were planning to do while they were on his thigh. Cassie was also unimpressed at the over protectiveness of Jack and Daniel and looked past Chris too her mom.
"Mom do you mind if me and Chris go and get dessert from the bar" pointing over to the small desert bar situated in the corner of the restaurant.
"Sure Cassie" replied Janet, she wasn't too surprised at the men's over protective attitudes but if she was ok with her daughter talking with the young man, the others would just have to accept it. She handed Cassie some money and watched as they stood and weaved their way to the dessert barr.
"Could you guys be anymore obvious?" She asked when she saw her daughter reach a booth and settle down.
"What?" asked both Daniel and Jack at the same time.
Daniel then turned his attention to his glass of wine, which had been delivered to them throughout the small 'interrogation' of the young man before Cassie had saved him.
"He could be anybody" replied Jack
"He's a young man who show a little interest in my daughter Jack"
"Hey I'm just checking the guy out. If you ask me he was a little cocky for my liking"
"I thought he was a polite young man who dealt with the situation of two 'father' figures giving him a hard time quite well" replied Janet before taking a sip of her black Russian.
"I agree, you guys need to chill," added Sam
Jack and Daniel both sighed, accepting defeat as the two women gave each other and agreeing look before turning their attention to a young woman singing Madonna's - Music. Jack took a swig of his beer before turning his attention also to the woman who seemed more interested in dancing and gyrating on stage rather than singing.
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They all looked at Tealc surprised as he stood. It was obvious they had only thought their friend was joking when he had reached for a form and filled it in. When on earth had he handed in the form anyways? He nodded briefly to Cassie and her friend before heading toward the stage, people in his way stepping quickly from his path. Sam turned to Jack and lifted a finger, pressing his chin up, Jack was sitting open mouthed as was Daniel as they saw tealc reach the stage and the man had a quick word with him. Jack took Sam's raised finger and hand in his own, and sat back. She back against him and turned her attention too the stage also. Cassandra and Chris sat at the table with them. Jack and Daniel were too interested in watching the Jaffa take too the stage to notice and Janet smiled lightly to the young man as Cassie leaned forward and introduced her mother.
"Mom this is Chris, Chris this is my mom, Janet Frasier"
"Pleased to meet you Ma'am"
"Hi Chris, nice to meet you. Call me Janet"
"Oh 'T' is starting, this is gonna be good" squealed Cassie
"You know what he's going to sing?" asked Sam.
Tealc had not started; the operators were still trying to sort something out at the stage. Tealc was already drawing a crowd of females.
"You go big guy" muttered Jack under his breath as the females offered up some catcalls and whistles of their own.
"Yeah, he asked me what I thought. I haven't heard it before, apparently he heard it on a compilation album Daniel has"
Daniel perked up at his name and turned his attention to Cassandra.
"One of my Compilation albums?"
"Yeah, he said you had a whole pile of CD's you didn't listen too and so you gave them too him. Apparently you got it from a English friend when the visited a few years back"
"Oh. OH" exclaimed Daniel, not liking the thoughts going through his mind.
"Anyways" continued Cassie, " He found one of the songs in the listing and so he thought why not"
"OH this may not be good" replied Daniel.
"Aw come on Daniel, it cant be that bad" spoke up Jack "Are these guys gonna get sorted or what? I think T's about to be mobbed"
"So what's the song Cassie?"
"I'm not telling"
At that moment, the problem hindering the performance must have been rectified because the old man turned to his microphone and announced Tealc's upcoming performance.
"And here's a request rarely heard folks. Though I can't think why. Right said Fred's - I'm too sexy, sung by T Murray"
"Who the hell are Right said Fred?" asked Jack
"Oh No" said Daniel as he sunk into the back of his chair folding one arm over his chest and one hand half covering his face.
The crowd of women however went wild at the words of 'Too sexy' maybe simply agreeing that the formidable male standing on stage was. They started dancing as the cheesy funky music started up. Tealc started talking rather than singing the words, which made them sound less cheesy than they were, standing with his hands clasped behind his back in a familiar pose to his friend at their table, who had all raised their eyebrows at his choice of song.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts// And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan// And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party the way I'm disco dancing// I'm a model you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk// Yeah On the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk//
"Well if that ain't the cheesiest song I ever heard," said Jack.
Cassie and her friend had collapsed into laughter. Janet looked impressed and a little flushed; Daniel seemed a little put out the way Janet was watching Tealc. Jack looked more impressed at the women and certain males were hoarding the stage. Sam was giggling quietly too herself. She had never seen anything so hilarious and yet brilliant at the same time. Tealc had no idea how sexy he did actually look, the way he stood stoically on stage, one eyebrow raising higher and higher as women practically threw themselves at the stage, especially when he sang the line
//on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk//
Yup he certainly had a certain appeal too him. The crowd had erupted and Jack and Daniel were both feeling a little apprehensive at the prospect of getting up on the stage having to follow in their friends footsteps. Janet was too busy taking in the sight of Tealc singing how he was so much sexier than everyone else was.
//I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat poor pussy, poor pussy cat// I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love// loves going too leave me// and I'm too sexy for this song.
If the erupted crowd were not screaming to ear slitting capacity they were now. Tealc took a small bow and stepped down from the stage where women crowded round him, engulfing him in 'ooh' and 'ahas' etc. Janet having lost sight of the tall Jaffa turned her attention back to the table whose occupants were pretty much speechless at their friends ability to have a crowd like putty in his hands after singing the cheesiest song ever written. She found Daniel's eyes upon her, which had a look of intense jealousy and lust in them. She flushed even more under the gaze, she had not realised she'd been gawking that much at Tealc. If it got Daniel into this sort of mood maybe, she would do it some more. Tealc finally reached their table and sat with a raised eyebrow and broad grin on his face, women were still crowding round, running their hands over his broad shoulders and complimenting him. Janet could not resist the urge to lean over and run a hand over his arms herself.
"Tealc you were amazing," she said in a slight sultry tone before taking a glance at Daniel who practically bristled and sat up straighter in his seat.
"Nice song big guy" said Jack
"Yeah tealc, it was a very interesting choice" added Sam catching the attention of a server who was passing by.
"Could we order some more drinks please?"
"I'll be with you in moment" came the polite reply, the young female letting her eyes rest softly over Tealc before moving on to deliver drinks to another table.
"You have caught the attention of quite a few people in here 'T,'" said Daniel, trying to be polite to his friend although his 'Doctor' was still giving his Tealc's arm a physical.
'Get a hold of yourself Daniel. Janet is not yours, if she likes Tealc who are you to say anything against it.'
Cassie had managed to stifle her giggles and was back in an animated conversation with Chris. The server returned and took their drinks order, still making eyes at Tealc. Janet had finally, much to Daniel's relief, removed her hand from his arm and watching her daughter intently as she spoke to her new 'friend'.
"So Cassie you gonna introduce us to your friend?" asked Jack, leaning forward to look closer at the young man who was sitting way too close to Cassie for his liking.
"Oh Sure. Chris this is Jack, Sam you've already met, Daniel and Murray"
Cassandra pointed each person out as she said his or her names.
"Everyone this is Chris"
Jack and Daniel had turned their full attention to the young man, both sitting more upright giving him a long once over. Sitting excessively close was his hand sitting lightly behind Cassandra's chair? Was he giving her the eye?
"So Chris" said Jack in a firm, 'don't even think about giving me a wrong answer type of way' Chris looked him firmly in the eye as Jack spoke, which Jack found arrogant and too cocky for his liking.
"How old are you?"
"Sixteen, how old are you?"
Oh no the kid hadn't just gave him a bit of lip. Sam laid her hand on Jack's thigh as he practically tensed and gave the kid a look 'don't cross me' kind of way. Before Jack could reply Sam leaned forward and gave Chris a kind smile.
"Way too old for you too get any kind of upper hand"
Chris smiled at Sam and turned his attention back to Cassie, but Daniel interjected before they could start up their conversation.
"So which school do you attend?" he was trying to look relaxed and interested but the familiar purse of the lips and darkness of the eyes gave the impression he was just as protective as Jack was being.
"Same as Cassandra actually. But we're not in any classes together so that's why we've never really met. I've seen her before though, just never had the guts to talk to her."
Janet seemed proud of the compliment for her daughter. Daniel looked unimpressed; Jack was too busy wondering what else Sam's wandering fingers were planning to do while they were on his thigh. Cassie was also unimpressed at the over protectiveness of Jack and Daniel and looked past Chris too her mom.
"Mom do you mind if me and Chris go and get dessert from the bar" pointing over to the small desert bar situated in the corner of the restaurant.
"Sure Cassie" replied Janet, she wasn't too surprised at the men's over protective attitudes but if she was ok with her daughter talking with the young man, the others would just have to accept it. She handed Cassie some money and watched as they stood and weaved their way to the dessert barr.
"Could you guys be anymore obvious?" She asked when she saw her daughter reach a booth and settle down.
"What?" asked both Daniel and Jack at the same time.
Daniel then turned his attention to his glass of wine, which had been delivered to them throughout the small 'interrogation' of the young man before Cassie had saved him.
"He could be anybody" replied Jack
"He's a young man who show a little interest in my daughter Jack"
"Hey I'm just checking the guy out. If you ask me he was a little cocky for my liking"
"I thought he was a polite young man who dealt with the situation of two 'father' figures giving him a hard time quite well" replied Janet before taking a sip of her black Russian.
"I agree, you guys need to chill," added Sam
Jack and Daniel both sighed, accepting defeat as the two women gave each other and agreeing look before turning their attention to a young woman singing Madonna's - Music. Jack took a swig of his beer before turning his attention also to the woman who seemed more interested in dancing and gyrating on stage rather than singing.
