Hello! I'm back…hehe…sings happy b-day song to self

Haha! Few more days till my b-day can't wait…This is just a pointless chapter…okay? It's just to deepen the feud between our beloved Sakura and Syaoran…

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"I think they're stalking us," Tomoyo whispered into Sakura's ear and both looked behind them.

"Geez, you think so?" Sakura asked sarcastically.

"Make them go away!" Tomoyo hissed over to Sakura. She shifted her books onto one side of her arm and jabbed Sakura in the ribs with her elbow.

"OW! What was that for?" Sakura hissed back. Sakura turned around again to see that they were still there, "I knew they were idiots, but this is taking it too far."

Tomoyo sighed as Sakura slapped her forehead. Being stalked for 2 and ½ hours wasn't fun.

"Go shoo! Shoo! Shoo I tell you!" Sakura snapped and made little gestures as best as she could with all the books heaving down her arms.

"I don't think they're gonna go." Sakura said to Tomoyo and shrugged. All of a sudden, Sakura has a big idiotic grin on her face.

Tomoyo recognized the mischievous glint in Sakura's eyes and started backing away slowly, "S-Sakur-ra? What exactly are you planning?"

Tomoyo watched as Sakura made her little hand gestures again, this time towards Tomoyo. The stalkers watched in fascination as the witnessed the secret between females.

Tomoyo tried to decipher the gestures Sakura was trying to make. Sakura kept frantically moving her hand around that she could barely see her hands.

"P?" Tomoyo asked as she saw Sakura hold up one finger and a semi-circle attached to it.

The stalkers were dead silent as they watched the exchange.

"M?" Tomoyo asked as Sakura imitated the big Mc Donald's sign as much as she could.

Tomoyo eyes widened as she realized what Sakura was trying to do. A flush instantly crossed Tomoyo's flawless skin. She looked towards the stalkers and back to Sakura. Was it worth it? But seeing his annoying face made her want to jump off a cliff. Tomoyo winked at Sakura indicating that she was up for it. Sakura smile grew bigger as she ran up to the stalker nearest to her.

Li Syaoran

"LI!! You wouldn't know where I could get a…" Sakura trailed off tried to make her best pleading face, "tampon?"

Li's eyes grew as big as windmills when he had heard that dreaded word…tampon

"Come on Li! It's that time of the month for girls." She said desperately as she grabbed his hand.

He instantly pulled it back and stared at it disgust. He tried opening his mouth but he was shocked beyond words to utter anything…

"LI?? HURRY UP HERE!!" Sakura acted as impatient as she could, stifling her giggles in as hard as she could. She looked to the side and saw that Eriol was pretty much in the same situation as Li.

"NO!!" Li yelled, "Why would I have one?!"

"I don't know…you tell me!" Sakura replied happily, "Come on Li! I know you have one! Just hand it over!"

"W-WHAT?!" Li exclaimed just as Eriol popped over.

"Fine, fine. Take them." Eriol said as he searched for something in his jacket and pulled out a blue box and handed it over to Sakura.

She reluctantly took it and looked at him dumbfounded, "Why the hell do you have tampons in your pockets?"

"Yeah! Why does my best friend have to be gay?" Li muttered.

"…"

Sakura couldn't stand it and burst out laughing on the floor. Tomoyo followed. They both clutched their stomachs trying to draw in deep breaths.

"HAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT! We didn't even need it." Sakura said and held out a blue box and quickly handed it over Eriol who's face was redder than a tomato.

"Eriol gasps- is –gasps- GAY!!" Tomoyo exclaimed and realized what she said and tried to escape the wraths of Mr. Old-I-Carry-Tampons-In-My-Pocket-Butt.

"Kinomoto," Li said.

Uh-Oh. He didn't call her Kinomoto unless he was really mad.

"Oops." was all she could say as she ran away as far as she could from him. Unfortunately, for her, he was faster and stronger too and managed to tackle her down onto the grass.

She struggled and tried to break free of his grasps but he was too strong, "Get off you piece-of-fat-meat!!"

"Fat are we?" Li smirked and leaned down so he was barely away from her lips, "Ready for your punishment?"

Sakura gulped as his breath trailed down her neck and left a shivering feeling, "Punishment?"

"This." was all Li said as he swooped his head down and claimed her lips.

Eriol and Tomoyo

"Tomoyo, GET BACK HERE!" Eriol screamed as he tried to catch the nymph-like girl.

"No." she said stubbornly and continued to dodge him. Feeling confident, she started to skip, taunting him.

"Bad mistake." a voice said from behind her and turned her around and pushed them together.

"Let go of me Eriol." Tomoyo warned as she started to lift his hand towards her mouth.

"Tell me, dearest Tomoyo, would a gay person do this?" he said and smashed his lips against her own. She pounded on his chest, which didn't work. Suddenly an idea popped into her mind. She pulled back her teeth and sunk them into Eriol's lip.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was all that could be heard from the two of them.

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Hehe! Hope that was okay…its pointless I know but I've been busy with my site…Ja!