"G-gay!?" Li stuttered out and looked at Sakura in shock.

"Yes, gay. Not surprisingly, really. I mean, look at you! Your just full of gayness!" Sakura said incredulously and shook her head in disappointment, "But I never thought you would swing that way."

"Who told you that?" Li said, still not out of his shocked daze.

"You and Eriol just give off the vibe. Geez. No need to deny it now. Too bad you won't be able to have babies though..." Sakura trailed off as Li lunged at her throat.

"I am not gay with a maniac! I'm straight I tell you!" Li screamed as he continued to strangle Sakura's throat.

"But you guys are so obvi-" Sakura got cut off as Li planted a bizzaro kiss on her lips that ended before it could even start.

"Ewww! Who told you to kiss me, eh? Don't go cheat on your boyfriend!" Sakura said angrily as she hit Li hard on the back of his head.

"Why you little..." Li gritted out but Sakura had managed to hit him on the head again.

"I'll be at the party. With no date. You go with your boyfriend. Understood?" Sakura commanded and before Li could say anything, she skipped off happily.

"Yes, my lunch can be eaten now!" Sakura said happily and ran over to the lunch line.

Unfortunately, Lady Luck wasn't on Sakura's side today as the bell indicating the end of lunch rang.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sakura practically had tears coming out of her eyes.

With a glum expression, Sakura sulkily walked over to her locker to get her books for the next class, Chemistry. She dragged her legs up the stairs, unaware of the pair for eyes watching her.

By the time Sakura reached her classroom, everyone was crowded around her desk. For what reason, she did not know. Though she was curious. People's head turned and looked at her in surprise as she approached her desk.

And there on her desk, lay a few sandwiches with a note that said 'Eat Me' next to it.

"Wow. What person is so nice?" Sakura said and stared at the sandwiches with loving and tenderness...before they were gone 5 seconds later.

"Attention class! We have a new student in this class. He just switched from History so please welcome Li!" the teacher unexpectedly popped out of nowhere exclaimed.

"Waaaah?" Sakura managed to say with her mouth stuffed with sandwiches.

Her eyes went wide as windmills as her eyes landed across Li. She choked on her sandwiches. Li walked over to her, unaware of the rest of the class's attention on them.

"Glad you liked the sandwiches." Li simply said and with that, she choked the sandwiches out...which unfortunately splattered over Li.

The class erupted in laughter as Li and Sakura's eyes showed a look of horror.

"Ewwwwwww!" is what the reply came from both mouths as they stared in shock.

"Silence! Li and Sakura. As a punishment for rude behavior and a interruption to the class, you'll be cleaning up the cafeteria after a class."

Li and Sakura stared in shock. What teacher was so harsh? It was supposed to be detention not cleaning the stupid cafeteria.

"But Mr. Ichijo!" Sakura whined.

"Unless you want to clean the toilets that is." he said sternly.

Sakura gagged at the thoughts and stayed silent.

"I thought so. Now please take a seat, class. We will be doing an experiment soon and I'll be choosing your partners."

Sakura took her usual seat and Li made his way to the back. Sakura gave Li a long and mean glare. And in return, he just smirked at her.

"Li and Sakura." the teacher called out.

"Again?!" Sakura cried out.

Oh her day couldn't get any worse than this. Why do the gods laugh at her and make her paired up with Li? She just didn't know the reason. Li cockily made his way over to her.

"Let's get started.

5 minutes later...

"Ahhhhhhh!" Sakura screamed as the experiment they were working on blew up.

"What? We barely even started!" Li exclaimed.

Sakura just stood there looking innocent and nudging her feet.

"Now whose fault is this?" The teacher sighed as he came over to inspect the damage.

"His!" Sakura pointed straight at Li's face, "I tried to tell him, but nooooooo, he just wouldn't listen."

"What?! I didn't even do anything! She's the one that can't even read. Pfft." Li said exasperatedly.

"Now, now. It's not nice to blame it all on the poor, innocent girl is it?" Sakura said in a sugar-coated tone.

"That's right. Li, you will clean the cafeteria and the toilets." he said with his usual stern voice and walked off.

"Kekekekeke." Sakura laughed out loudly and 3 seconds later, she was on the floor, clutching her stomach.

10 minutes later...

"Fricken hell Sakura! How many experiments do you have to blow up?!" Li shouted.

"What are you talking about? I did it like the board said. Put in some of this orange stuff. And then some of that blue stuff. And then the green stuff!" Sakura retorted.

Sakura and Li had to start their experiments again yet still they couldn't get it right. And all the blame went to Li, of course.

"What are you talking about? There are 3 tubes of different orange things. And like 4 different blue tubes. Are you even reading the board properly?" Li said with a sigh.

"Uhm...Of course I am! Pfft. It's just you who's making it all go wrong." Sakura said and avoided Li's eyes.

"Right Sakura, right." Li said and tried to clean up the mess before the teacher came by.

"Of course I'm right." she said and Li gave her a glare.

"This time I'll do it. You just sit down and do nothing."

"So I can't breathe?"

"Yes you can breathe."

"I can't blink?"

"Yes you can blink."

"I can't scratch myself?"

"Yes you can scratch yourself."

"Ah hah! See! So I can't do, do anything! See!" Sakura exclaimed happily as she proved Li wrong.

"Why do I feel as if I'm taking care of a 5 year old?" Li asked and Sakura hit him in the head.

"No! I'm not 5! I can act like my own age!" Sakura said and tried to imitate Li's frown and crossed her arms only to end up on the floor laughing and clutching her stomach.

The bell chose to ring at the moment and both of them groaned. Yes, the chore of cleaning the cafeteria was here to haunt them.

"I Sakura, the blue team, will beat Gay-Li, the red team in the 'Soapy Battlefield' Match!" Sakura exclaimed and ran out of the classroom, leaving Li in a state of shock.

"Huh?"

I updated! Sorry I didn't update in awhile but finding inspiration is hard I tell you. Enjoy!