Hey all, this is just a wacky little fic which has been sitting the back of my computer for months, I was cleaning out some folders, and wupee, instant ficness. I wrote this after seeing "Switched", which ummm, was a while ago, no flames please. –Angel of Nevermore
Its 10:00 Saturday morning at Titans Tower, and our favorite dark heroine is in for the most frightening event of her whole life…
"Raven, can I ask you a favor"
Raven didn't even look up at the sound of Starfire's voice,
"What is it Star?" she asked, violet eyes still locked on her poetry book.
The green eyed alien was practically jumping up and down with excitement.
"The Mall of Shopping is having many sales on this day, and I was wondering if you would like to accompany me!" she blurted out.
Raven gave her a look just to see if she was serious, she was.
"No"
"why not? The sun is shining, those small flying creatures called birds are singing, it is a most wondrous day."
"Exactly"
Starfire looked confused for a moment, than answered
"But Robin and Cyborg have already left to go somewhere, and Beastboy will awaken shortly, surely you do not want to be left alone with him all day again, the last time that happened, he disappeared for many hours".
"He was only in the closet…" Raven mumbled
"So will you come?" Starfire said
"As opposed to certain insanity, I guess I'll take my chances at the mall". The dark girl answered sullenly.
"Wonderful!" The Tameranean beamed before grabbing Raven's arm and dragging her out the door and into the sky.
Somewhere high above the city, Raven sulked
"Star, could you let go of me, I can fly you know"
"I am aware of your abilities Friend Raven, But I simply don't wish you to 'run off' before we can enjoy a nice day at the mall".
Now Raven sulked more, her plans for escape had been foiled...
They started at the south end of the mall. It was actually not that bad, they'd gotten a few odd looks and some weird guy asked Starfire to sign his forehead, but other than that it was going ok. At least, it was until Starfire discovered a certain store…
"There is not enough money in the world to make me go in there" Raven said.
"Oh, but it looks so pleasant" Starfire said cheerily
The shop in front of them was incredibly pink and girly to a sickening point. (Think Claire's and Limited Too combined)
"No.Way" Raven enunciated, blinking, the bright colors were making her eyes hurt.
"Come, it will be fun". Starfire grabbed hold of Raven's cloak and began walking to the door of the pink shop.
"Nnnoooooooooooooooo!" Raven dug her nails into the doorframe, but the alien princess pulled her anyway, resulting in long tracks in the side of the wall. Raven's hands slipped, and she was dragged to certain doom.
Oh wow that was random, but based on a true and traumatizing story involving a dressing room, a friend out for revenge, and a tube top. (shudders) The next chapter will be even stranger, if that is possible. Please review. –Angel of Nevermore
