Onna: Get over it Suki we updated big deal.
Suki: It is a big deal I mean we update we don't update I mean we don't
Onna: Whatever. Okay peeps here is Chapter 4 and that mean 'I'll Never Tell'
Suki: I love this song.
Onna: We've debated this, but I think we are going to go with Keiko and Yusuke
Suki: Anybody want to fight us on it.
/quiet/
Suki: I didn't think so.
Onna: You are crazed so on with the story.
Suki: Oh yeah we don't own Yu YU
Onna: Or Buffy
/Inside of these/ means an action
"Inside of these" means speaking
'Inside of these' means singing
P.S. Since Yusuke and Keiko don't sleep together and Keiko is not an ex-demon we will be changing a few lines.
Chapter 4: I'll Never Tell
/Keiko and Yusuke wake up after falling asleep on the couch watching a movie./
Yusuke:"Keiko wake up. Com' on wake up my arm is numb"
Keiko/Still asleep/"Yusuke you jerk"/Slaps him/
Yusuke:"Ow Keiko wake up"/Large red handprint on the side of his face./
Keiko/Finally wakes up/"Morning Yusuke how did you sleep?"
Yusuke:"Fine until you decided to slap me for no reason."
Keiko:"Oh Yusuke I wouldn't do that don't lie."
Yusuke:"I'm not lying you did too."
Keiko:"Yusuke you're such a horrible liar."
Yusuke/Mumbles/Annoying bitch
Keiko:"Yusuke you jerk I heard that./Slaps him again/
Yusuke/Laying on the couch slightly dazed with two red hand prints on his face now/
/Soft Ballard Starts/
Keiko/Sigh/'This is the man that I plan to entangle isnt he fine'
'Claim to fame was to learn'
'And to enlighten - academics were mine'
'But I'm out of the biz'
'The name I made I'll trade for his'
'The only trouble is'
'I'll never tell'
Yusuke/Slightly less dazed at least sitting up now/
'She is the one, she's such wonderful fun'
'Such passion and grace'
'I'd be warm in the night if could get'
'In her tight'/Glare from Keiko/
'-embrace, tight embrace'
'I'll never let her go'
'The love we've known can only grom'
'There's just one thing that - no'
'I'll never tell'
Yusuke and Keiko:'Cause there's nothing to tell'/Stand up and head to the kitchen/(It would be a hell of a lot easier if I was watching this right now for the next part-Suki)
Keiko:'He snores'
Yusuke:'She wheezes'
Keiko:'Say "schoolwork" and he freezes'
Yusuke/Opens fridge/'She eats thess skeezy cheeses'
"That I can't describe'/Closes fridge/
Keiko:'I talk - he breezes'
Yusuke:'She doesn't know what "please" is'
Keiko:'His penis go diseases'
'From a Chumash tribe'/Pointing at Yusuke/
Yusuke and Keiko:'The vibe'
'Gets kind of scary'/Both look scared/
Yusuke:'Like she thinks I'm ordinary'
Keiko:'Like it's all just temporary'
Yusuke:'Like her toes are kind of hairy'
Yusuke and Keiko:'But it's all very well'
'Cause God knows I'll never tell'/take each others hand and skip out the kitchen back to the living room'
Keiko:'When things get rough he'
'He just starts acting tuffy'/Really annoyed look from Yusuke/
'Now look-he's getting huffy'
'Cause he know that I know'
Yusuke:'She clings-she's needy'
'She's also really greedy'
'She never-'
Keiko/Jumps in front/'-His eyes are beady!'
Yusuke:'This is my versw, hello'
'She -'
Keiko/Kicks up her heels and dances in circles/'Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!'
/Tango Music Starts/
Yusuke and Keiko/Preforms Keiko's short dance again. Face each other and do a tango back and forth. As the music slows both lean on the dinning table next to each other/
Yusuke and Keiko:'You know'/Face each other and hold hands/
Yusuke:'You're quite the charmer'
Keiko:'My knight in armor'
Yusuke:'You're the cutest of the scoobies'
'With your lips as red are rubies'
'And if I could just get in your tight'/Upbeat music starts again/
'Embrace...'
Yusuke and Keiko/Dance around the table till each is on a different end then sit down/
/Moderate Music Starts/
Keiko:'He's swell'
Yusuke:'She's sweller'/Climbs on table/
Keiko:'He'll always be my feller'/Climbs on table too/
Yusuke:'That's why I'll never tell her'
'That I'm petrified'
Keiko:'I've read this tale'
'There's dating then betrayal'
'I know that come the day I'll'
'Want to run and hide'
Yusuke and Keiko:'I lied'/They press cheeks together/
'I said it's easy'
'I've tried'
'But there's these fears I can't quell'/Both pull back/
Yusuke:'Is she looking for a pot of gold'/Both lean against each others backs/
Keiko:'Will I look good when I've gotten old'
/Upbeat Music Again/
Yusuke:'Will our lives become to stressful'
'If I'm never that successful'/Climbs off table and helps Keiko down/
Keiko:'When I get so worn and wrinkly'
'Will I look David Brinkley'
Yusuke:'Am I crazy'/Grabs Keiko by the waist/
Keiko:'Am I dreamin''
Yusuke:'Am I marrying a demon'/Dips Keiko/
Yusuke and Keiko:'We could really raise the beam in'
'Making dating a hell'
'So thank God I'll never tell'
'I swear that I'll never tell'/Release each other and start walking to the couch/
Yusuke:'My lips are sealed'
Keiko:'I take the fifth'
Yusuke:'Nothing to see'
'Move it along'
Yusuke and Keiko:'I'll never tell'/Fall back on the couch laughing.Music ends/
/Scene Change to later than day, Yusuke, Keiko and Genkai walking down the street and people are singing and dancing all around them./
Yusuke:"It's evil Grandma."
Keiko"It a nightmare."
Yusuke:"Tell me how to stop it."
Keiko:"It's a plauge."
Yusuke:"I just kept saying things and couldn't stop."
Keiko:"It's a nightmare about a plauge."
Yusuke and Keiko:"I don't snore/My toes are not hairy!"
Genkai:"Stop fighting children there is something you should know people all over the city keep bursting up in flames."
Yusuke:"Flames? Like firey flames?"
Genkai:"Yes, dimwit, like firey flames."
Yusuke:"Well is the singing and dancing and bursting up i flames connected?"
Genkai:"I don't know yet?"
/Off to the side Shizu in parked in front of a hydrant and a cop is giving her a ticket/
Shizu:'I've been having a bad, bad day'
'Come on, won't you put that pad away'
'I'm asking you please no'
'It isn't right it isn't fair'
'There was no parking anywhere'
'I think that hydrant wasn't there'
'Why can't you let it go'
'I think I've payed more than my share'
'I'm just a poor girl don't you care'
'Hey I'm not wearing underwear'
Cop/Raise an eyebrow/
Suki:Hey all that last part was just for the funny hope you liked it. Anyway I thought I should update you on what happened from the opening author note to the closing. Me and Onna are fighting as per usual, but for a really stupid reason. DODGEBALL! Appearently it is my fault she wasn't on an team for the media club tournament and wanted to be, but I didn't and was on a the Japanese Culture Club team anyway. Only because Katlin was desperate to put one together for our club. So yeah she is pissed, but let me asked you this. "IS IT MY DAMN RESPONISBLILY TO TELL HER EVERY DAMN THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE ISN'T THERE AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ON A DAMN TEAM. SO IS IT MY DAMN FAULT HER DAMN TEAM FELL THROUGH." If you have an opinion I would be happy to here it we need and outsider thoughts. Last of all I was dissapointed more people didn't review except Oodrio sorry if I misspelled it I'm no looking at it right now. We were hoping for a least 5 or 4 reviews. So please please please review even if only to say 'I'm reviewing for the sake of reviewing' Oh wait this is the last thing I don't know who the hell will be singing rest in peace so send idea i need help and no one has voted for who gets the big kiss scene in the end.
P.S.There is this freak test online. I won't tell you what I got, but it was really fun. If you want to take it and reveiw so we can compare scores go to and type in freak test it is the first link. Thanks Suki and Suki alone.
