(Hello readers if any I would like to tell you that I, the author, an not very serious. I am going to try to make this story funny because that is just who I am. At this moment. The first chapter really isn't that funny because I need to introduce the story. So.... be patient. Plus, my real creative mind might be moving at my Pirates of the Caribbean story. Please, people, review. But if you are one of those crazy people who are all like, 'omg! you can't do that! you did this wrong. I am a bigger fan then you, blah blah.' Then please refrain because people like you scare me. So...um.... enjoy. Review. Look at my other story that I think is better then this.)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this stuff. Except for my characters that arn't that important. I don't really own anything.

CHAPTER ONE!

A girl woke up from laying on the ground and looked to see her friend laying next to her. Her friend had straight blone hair and baby blue eyes. She was very petite and her face was fair and flawless. Her name was Rosemerie and had been her best friend since she was in elementary school. At this moment though, she was very confused. She had awoken to laying in a patch of green grass and couldn't quite remember how she had gotten to this place. She didn't even know where she was.

The girl leaned up and looked around her. There was a small dirt road in front of her as well as a small clean river and the large medow they were laying in. Her hair was a dark brown color with a little red tint to it. It was curly and untaimable to her. It was up in a high pony tail, showing her dark brown eyes and her straight nose. She stood up to get a better look around and in hope that someone would come walking down the path. Her hands were on the wide hips as she walked to the road in hope that she would find a clue to where she was.

Even though she was wondering to where she was, she wan't in any hurry to get out. It was warm out, the sun shinning on her face, and the beams radiating off of everything, bringing bright color to the land. She smiled as she moved her way over to her friend Rose. She decided that she might as well wake her up since it was such a nice day and all. Plus, she thought that she might know what was going on. So she tapped her friend with her foot.

Rose looked up at her with her hand over her eyes, trying to keep the sun out. She looked at her companion who looked down at her and she looked around. "Where are we?" She asked.

"You know... I would like to know that too," her friend crouched down next to her. "Do you have any idea?"

"Kate... do you know where we are?" Her face was confused.

"Nope."

"Oh my god! We're lost! Never to be found again!" She got up on her feet and looked around. "I don't even know where the heck we are. Where are we?!"

"Hey don't be such a drama queen," Kate said to her. She stopped crouching and stood up next to her tall friend (compared to her). "Everything will be ok! Don't worry! We will just ask someone for directions."

Rose moved into panick mode, "How did we get here!?"

"Oh shut up!" Kate said to her friend. She knew it wasn't very nice and all but she just couldn't deal with her friend freaking out like that.

At once Rose stopped her panicking as the sound of horsehoofs approached. They both walked over to the end of the road to see who was passing by. Kate thought that it would be a good idea for them to know where they were and all that jazz.

Their eyes peered down the road, waiting to see the horse and the rider. In no time a man came into view with a carrage and a brown horse. Rose started to jumping up and down, "Yay! We're saved!" The man got closer and closer.

The cart was only but a few feet when Kate started talking to the man in the carrage, "Oh hello there. Do you think that you could spare-" The man passed them and kept on riding. "Hey! I was talking to you!"

"Come back!" Yelled Rose.

Kate started running after the horseman and her friend ran in her wake. She approached the cart, getting closer and closer until she was running next to the man. She was weezing, "hey.... stop.... right.....now....."

The old man looked at her, "no!" He cracked the reins and the horses moved faster. The girl felt that it wasn't the end of that so she just ran faster to catch up to him.

"Stop!"

"No!" He cracked them again.

"STOP!"

"No!"

At this point she just jumped into the back of the cart. She looked behind her to see that her friend was far behind her. That was to her surprise since Rose was on the chubby side (she never wanted to say fat even though she knew it was true). She then thought that she wanted to be like an action star and she jumped into the seat next to the old man.

He looked at her with a startled face. "What are you doing!?" He then pulled on the reins and made the horses go to a compleate stop.

"WELL! It's about time that you stopped. You are a rude old man!" Kate said to him. She was the type of girl who always spoke her mind.

"A wizard dosn't have to stop for anyone!" Said the man. He was wearing a large pointed grey hat with a raggy looking cloak. She wondered how he could wear all of this on such a nice day. But she also didn't want him to take it off because she wanted to see less of the old man's body.

"You have to stop for me!" She said to him.

"No I don't. I am powerfull and everyone loves me so I can do what ever I want!" He said to her. His grey beard covering half of his face.

"Who do you think you are?"

"I don't have to think of who I am... I know who I am."

"Stop trying to be all whimsicle!" She spat at him, "can you just tell me where we are."

"We are in the shire," he informed her. A hand went on Kate's leg. Rose had caught up and was weezing.

"Yeah right! If we are in the Shire then I am Gandalf," said Kate. Rose did this werid laugh/weeze thing.

"No... I am Gandalf!" He looked at her. The girls looked at him like he was crazy. "The Grey!" He finished. Trying to be a very dramatic. The two girls started to laugh. Rose hopped into the back of the cart while she thought that her liver, or whatever it is, felt like it was going to pop out.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Prove it!"

He took off his hat and looked at the two girls. His large eyebrows lifted. Kate took a good look at him. "Oh my god! Your Ian McKellen!"

"Who?" He asked.

"Ian McKellen!" Kate said to him again as if he would understand it better. "You were in X-Men! Not one of your best preformances-"

Rose inturruped, "Sir Ian McKellen," she rose her finger in a matter of fact way.

"Yes! Oh....oh... can I have your autograph? Please!?" asked Kate.

"Me too! Me too!" Said Rose.

A confused Gandalf looked at them like they each a three heads (so six heads I guess). "I will take you to the Shire," he informed them.

"YAY!" Hollard the girls together.

"Oh... do we get to meet some really hot hobbits?" Started Rose.

Kate added, "with sexy hairy hobbit feet?"

"Ahhh.... sure.... " said Gandalf as the continued rode in the back of the cart.

"I can't believe it! We are going to meet hairy, sexy, hobbits! We must be dreaming!" Said one of them.