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An hour had passed of their journey until someone had to say something.

"Are we there yet?" asked Kate. She was so board that she felt like she was going to fall off of the horse she was on. She really wanted to ride like the wind but they insisted that they keep a slow and steady pace.

Gandalf looked at Kate, "No."

Kate was looking at Merry and her eyes went to her best friend. Rose was having a great conversation with Pippin, she for one was happy. It was very obvious that they were flirting and Merry watched them like a hawlk. Everytime Kate went to talk to Merry he would not respond of give short answers so she found it best to say nothing and just ride. Another hour passed.

"Are we there yet?" asked Kate again. At this point was basically laying on the top of the horse.

"No," responded Gandalf. He was being way to cheeky. As soon as another hour passed Kate spoke.

"Are we there yet?"

"No," Gandalf didn't seem to care but Kate was getting really really board. Board beyond belief. And her butt hurt too. A half an hour passed.

"Are we there yet?"

"No..." Gandalf rose an eyebrow. Fifteen minutes passed.

"Are we there yet?"

"No." Five minutes passed.

"Are we there yet?" Kate asked.

"No!" Gandalf spoke, he gave his horse a little nudge and the ponies followed with a slow trot. Four minutes passed.

"Now are we there yet?"

"No!" Two minutes passed.

"Are we there yet?" Kate was so board that she was counting her fingers over and over again.

"NO!" Gandalf was getting angry again. The hobbits were worried about being spanked.

"Now are we there yet!" Kate said again after one minute passed.

"NOOO!" At this point Gandalf looked like he was out for blood.

"Are we there yet!" Kate asked.

"NNNNNNNOOOOO!" Gandalf gave his horse a nudge and the next thing he knew he was flying down the trail. All of the ponies following him. The hobbits seemed really scared because they wern't used to the ponies going that fast.

"Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo are you ok!" Sam yelled across to Frodo who was holding on to the pony with dear life.

"Sam! I'm scared!" Frodo yelled to his "friend."

"Gandalf stop!" Sam yelled to Gandalf. But Gandalf was being over dramatic like all wizards (take Harry Potter in the 5th book, geez.)

Merry and Pippin were smiling and having a kick out of it along with Kate and Rose. Pippin was happy that he wasn't the one that started the horses up. Merry looked up and yelled, "Duck!"

They looked to see a duck flying in the air. Frodo looked at the duck and pointed in amazement like he had never seen a duck in his life. At that moment a branch hit Frodo in the head, making him fall off of his pony and onto the ground. Everyone stopped there ponies, with the exception of Gandalf. Everyone got off to see if he was ok. Sam was the first one there. He was holding Frodo in his arms.

"Mr. Frodo... everything is going to be ok," Sam said, tears filling in his eyes.

Kate walked over to Frodo, "here. Let me help. I got an A in first aid." She streached out a hand at Frodo. Sam slapped her hand away.

"Get away!" Sam yelled as he started to hover over Frodo.

"Sam... just let me help," Kate said moving closer.

Sam was mumbling something underneath his breath.

"What was that Sam?" Asked Merry.

Sam mumbled again.

"Sam? What is it?" Asked Pippin.

Sam mumbled once again.

Merry spoke, "for god's sake Sam! Get that bacon out of your mouth!"

Sam looked at him as he took the bacon out. Pippin looked at Sam, "so what were you saying?"

"My own... my precious..." Sam was getting really creepy and eveyone stepped away. Pippin looking really worried.

"Is he going to die?" Pippin asked.

Kate leaned to look at Frodo, "for god's sake! It's only a scratch. You can get up Frodo."

Frodo's eyes opened and he leaned up, "what do you mean only as scratch?"

"Don't move Frodo," Sam said, "You might have broken something." Frodo lifted an eyebrow at Sam. Sam corrected himself, "Mr. Frodo." After a small debate of 'is Frodo ok?' Everyone got back onto their ponies. Frodo climbed on the back of Sam's pony because Sam insisted that they wern't going to go anywhere untill he knew that Mr. Frodo was in fine condition. So they all started to ride again. After an hour they saw Gandalf, riding in their direction.

"Oh hello!" He said to them as he moved his horse in the front of the group again, leading the way. After around a half an hour Pippin spoke.

"Merry... do you have any of our special weed?"

"Umm... Pip... I do. Do you want some?"

"Want some? I need some?" Pippin told Merry. Kate and Rose looked at the two of them. Merry handed Pippin a little bag and what appeared to be his pipe.

"Um... I have to go to the bathroom," said Pippin as he jumped off of his pony and ran into the woods. Everyone sat there for about fifteen minutes waiting for Pippin to come back.

"Is everything ok back there?" asked Gandalf. He was looking at his wrist that didn't have a watch on it. All of a sudden Pippin came walking from behind a bush. Swaggering he was.

"Yup... I'm," and the other word wasn't understandable. He made a little attempt to get back on the pony but Merry had to grab the scruff of his collar and pull him up. "I think..." Started Pippin, "that our 'special' stuff was just as special as it always is." Merry told Pippin to hush up as they rode on.

After a half an hour they had arrived in RivinDell. Everyone was happy. Rose and Kate were excited about finding there other loves. They rode up to the castle, there eyes looking at the waterfalls and buildings. "This is great!" Yelled Rose, her blue eyes scanning.

"No," corrected Kate, "that's great!" She was pointing to a slender man with blonde hair.


(I hope that everyone likes this chapter. I think it is personally one of my favs because it reminds me of some stuff... hmmm. Anyway. Hope new people will review and same thing with other reviewers. I havn't herd from you people in a while. And feel free to look at my other stories if you like my odd humor. TTFN)