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Chapter Six
No faster then a person can blink their eyes, the girls were charging towards the man with the long blonde hair. He turend around with a shocked and very alarmed face. Kate was a few steps closer then Rose. She had been the Orlando obsessed girl who had about one million posters of him in her room while Rose was into her little hobbits. Kate jumped onto his back in a piggy back mannor. He started to spin around by the force she had set upon him. Rose ran to his front and gave him a large hug. Her arms drooped over his shoulders. Rose looked into his face. "Hey! Your not Orlando! Your just another blonde haired slender man... Wait a second..." She looked closer at it's face. "Your not even a boy! Your a girl!"
"WHAT!" Kate yelled as she scrambled to get off of her back. She walked to her front and looked at her. "Yes, it is a girl! I really masculant girl in face!" The elf just made a tissing noice and looked at them, her eyes full of disgused.
"Well, am I going to get and apology?" She put all of her weight on one side of her body.
Rose looked at her, "would you like one?"
"I think that I deserve one!"
"Hey, can you tell me where Legolas is? Hmmmm?" Kate said, acting like she was the elfs new best friend. She rolled her eyes at Kate and pointed in the direction of a building. "Thanks!" she hollard as they ran down the dirt path towards the building. Kate couldn't wait to rest her eyes upon her 'lover.' As soon as they made it to the building, they walked inside to see Legolas sitting in a chair brushing his hair and looking into a mirror. "LEGOLAS! AHHHHHHH!" Kate did a flying leap into his lap she sat there as the startled Legolas dropped his brush. Rose came in from behind and made a sqealing noice.
"Get off of me you dirty little pig!" He shoved Kate off of his lap and got up quickly, his eyes were large with fright. "Who... who are you?"
"What do you mean I'm dirty?" Kate was both sad and angrey.
He pointed at her shirt, "just look at that! Dirt, dirt, dirt! Gosh! I can't even start to believe it! I for one am a very clean elf and I would like to keep it that way."
"All that I want is a hug! Please! And a kiss maybe! And I want you to marry me! Come on! You have to do at least one of those things for me!" She moved closer. Rose just standing in the doorway watching what was going to happen. Legolas was slowly backing into a corner.
"What? Do you want to rape me or something? Get away! Get away I tell you! Move! Leave me be!" He kept moving backwards until he was in the corner. Kate picked up his brush that he had dropped.
"It's soooo pretty! Oh can I have this?"
"You can have anything as long as you keep away from me with those dirty clothes on!" The girls looked at him. He had not one speak of dirt on him. Kate looked around his room.
"Oh my god! Ohmygod! Do you sleep in this bed?" Kate asked as she staired at a bed perfectly tucked in. He shook his head. "OHMYGOD!" Kate went running over to the bed and hopped into it. She was rolling around in disbelief. Legolas was crying. That's right, tears were running down his cheeks.
"What do you want from me? Blood?" He fell to his knees holding his face.
Kate jumped off of the bed and put her hand on his shoulder, "everything is going to be ok..."
"NO IT"S NOT! DON'T TOUCH ME!" He flung his body on the floor. Kate took a step back.
"Do you hate me?" If he said yes we would kill herself.
"I... I..." he started to say. His words were muffled from his head being tucked into his arms and his sobs. "I...just hate the dirt!"
"Ok... then we are just going to leave you alone in here. Everything is going to be ok." The two girls left the room and left him crying to himself. As soon as they walked into the daylight they herd someone calling them.
"Kate! Rose!" It was Elrond. He was standing at the steps of antoher building and he was wear a nice clean garment. They ran as fast as they could until they stood at his feet. "Oh... girls. So glad you could make it here." His eyes scanned them. "Oh... have you been to visit Legolas?" They nodded. "Oh don't worry. He must have flipped out. He just hates dirt. As soon as we get you girls all spick and span he will act normal. Well, he never really is normal that one. Please pardon him, he had just gone through a tramatic time in his life."
Rose looked worried, "What happened?"
"Well, he had fallen into a ditch for three days. You can imagine how horrible it must have been for him. With all that dirt and everything." The girls nodded. "So, follow me and I will get you girls into some proper clothes for dinner."
They followed him into the halls of the castle and he let them into a room. As soon as the door open they layed their eyes upon a wonderful room that they could have never imagined. There were two full sized beds, each tucked in perfectly with light colored blankets. The windows were wide and they let them have a wonderful view of the cascading waterfalls. Beautiful paintings were hung on the walls, a vanity was in the corner of the room as well as a book shelve. Elrond looked at the girls who's eyes were fixed upon the room. "I believe that there should be something to your liking in that door. He outstreached a finger to a door in the corner of the room. They took no time in opening it and say that inside there were some wonderful robes and dresses. "Oh my... do we get to keep these?" questioned Rose, her hand touching one. He nodded.
"I will leave you two girls alone. Dinner will be served in about an hour." He left the room and as soon as the door had closed he leaned against it and spoke to himself, "oh of course you can keep those... for gods sake you look like you had just climbed out of a hen house." Then he did an evil smile and touched his forhead. "Damn, it seems like my hair has receaded a little more. Crap... better go get some rogain." He then walked away.
Inside the room the girls were looking at the dresses. Each one helped the others to put their dresses on and they washed themselves up in the small basin with the pitcher of water that was left there. They were so excited about getting to see all of the hotties at dinner and before they knew it there was someone knocking on the door. Rose opened the door and looked to see a very buff, hunkolishous elf with brown hair and green eyes. "Come on it..." she directed him.
"I have come to tell you that supper is served. I am also here to escort you two girls down to the great hall." Rose and Kate walked out smiling at each other. All of a sudden Kate winked at Rose and rose smiled. They decided to do a little trick each had done before. Rose walked and purposley tripped over her shoe and landed on the floor.
"Oh! No! My ankle! It hurts...owwwwww," she held her ankle in 'pain.'
"Are you going to be ok?" asked the hottie.
"No...no...please...help me."
"What can I do?"
"Pick me up and carry me," she said, her plan working the way she wanted it to.
"Is that what a gentleman would do?"
Kate spoke, "oh of course. A REAL gentleman would do that!" And so he did he swooped her up in his arms like the way a groom would pick up his bride. Rose was smiling all over and making a remark here and there about how her ankle hurt. What could be better then being swept away by a hunk? Before they knew it they were at the great hall. Everyone at the table stairing at them.
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