Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans.

AN: I over-exaggerate on a lot of these, so don't get offended. I know not all R/S shippers who don't like R/R act that way, or not all BB/Rae shippers who hate Terra all act that way, but I thought of this because of one who thought that way.

This is based on the kinds of posts I see on TT forums everyday. Some make me laugh, some make me angry,but anyway, here it is. Sorry it's short.

Remember that this is all not my opinion!

Shipper Problems

-Rob/Star shippers who do not like Rob/Rae-

Raven and Robin will never work out!

They both have stupid bird names...

But that means nothing will sprout!

I won't let you love it!

I won't let you dream!

Rob/Star is the best, you best admit it!

-BB/Rae shippers who are Terra haters-

Terra, Terra, so stupid, SUCH A TRAITOR!

She tried to kill the Titans, and you want to forgive her?

I'll say it loud and clear; I AM A TERRA HATER!

All she did was cause a bad stir!

She used the Titans so she could betray!

A character that I will NEVER prefer!

She got in the way of BB and Rae!

-The BB/T shippers who are Terra lovers-

They almost kissed; it was love at first site!

That hug means nothing, Raven hates him, alright?

Beast Boy always looked at Terra in a special way.

Terra will come back! What makes me so sure?

I actually have no reasons...but that's a secret, OK?

I...um...bet the Titans have already found a cure!

-Cyborg and his girls-

Cyborg gets the most love in the show!

In the fanfics, it's a different story though.

You think he likes Bumblebee, or even Jinx?

Or maybe he likes Raven?

Nah, that idea stinks.

-People who hate shippers-

Calm, down, it's just a stupid show.

So stop acting like nitwits,

And we'll have you know,

You guys need to remember that it's an action show!

Not everyone needs to be paired up

And if they do…it's just our luck. :(


AN: The end! Ok, it's kind of sad to see my fellow R/S shippers not even letting the R/R shippers dream and it's funny to see the BB/Rae shippers be oh so sure that they will get together or that Terra lovers are oh so sure that Terra will come back and the Titans have a cure, but they can't really prove that she will. So that's why I wrote this. I'm sure some of you can relate to me about seeing this kind of stuff on the forums. Oh, and please review! Tomorrow I'll probably think this was so stupid...