Author: Thanks again for the reviews, Big! : )By the way, this is the "Humerous" chapter, although it's not as good as i wanted it to be. Stupid keyboard faeries... always ruining things. Anyways, I'm now working on the more serious chapter which will have Ch2b somewhere in the label. :) enjoy.
Author: -sicks a few evil ninja attack boogles on Leon before leaving-
Leon: Ah! Evil attack moogles! -Runs away-
Ninja Moogle 1: You die now.
Albel:-randomly appears for the 3rd time- Quiet, maggot. That's also my line!
Ninja Moogle 2: The dull author of this story doesn't own any of the characters that are in here, or Star Ocean, or Kingdom Hearts. So go ahead and sue her.
Author: Hey! Don't you sue me! –drop kicks moogle, then whips out a machine gun and blasts the other one, along with Albel-
Albel: You die now.
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Sora followed Riku out of the shop and up one of the dark, silent streets. "Our ride is up here a ways." Riku pointed out a small silver shape a little ways off still. Sora questioned, "Where are we going?" The silver shape turned out to be a high tech gummi ship, and as Riku opened the side door, he pulled out a large yellow box and started thumbing through paperwork. "One sec… Ah! Here we are… Ok, we're headed to Traverse Town. I've got some business there. Maybe you can make yourself of use? I heard the heartless are harassing people again.
The stars shone brilliantly in Traverse Town's sky. Atop the old Accessory Shop, Cid sat propping his head up with one hand. Star gazing was never really his thing, but there was something strange in the warm night air. Almost a calming feeling that was mixed with an anticipation of something. He let out a heavy sigh, pondering over the days previous events. Glancing back up in dismay, he slowly began to take notice of one of the stars. It seemed brighter than the others, and was almost growing. He shook his head, cursing his eye sight, and then looked up again. It was growing larger. "What the…"
As those words left his mouth, something silver shot through the sky, plummeting down towards the central plaza in front of him. As the ship hit the ground, a burst of flames engulfed it, followed by an aftershock that shook the ground like an earthquake. Cid fell off the roof, cursing the ship and anything else he could think of and disappeared into his shop for a moment, then came out with a large weapon like object. It looked like a cannon crossed with a vacuum. Storming over, he blasted the mess with white foam, putting out the fire, "Blasted kids these days! They fricken destroyed my shop! It looks like a fricken thief tore through!"
The left wing and end of the ship had fallen off in a scorched heap, along with the side door and gun. Out of the smoke billowing up, a spiky haired head poked out, catching Cid's attention. "There you are! Hey! Get yer' spiky little head out where I can see it!"
Sora blinked and tumbled out, hitting the ground with a thud and scattering the little burnt particles into a cloud of dust. "Ah- w-wait, don't point that thing at me!" Cid stormed over, chewing his toothpick aggressively, "Don't you try that! Huh…?" He turned around in time to see a panicked Yuffie running towards him, "SORA! SOOORA!" Cid leapt out of the way, nearly getting trampled by the ninja.
Riku jumped out, landing on top of the fallen keyblade master, "Huh, there you are… Sorry" Riku stepped off Sora's back and looked at Yuffie with a pained expression, "Hyper nutcase… what now?" Yuffie blinked, and looked at Riku, "Um, who are you?" Sora stood up and dusted himself off, "That's Riku. What's wrong? Hey… Where's Leon?" Yuffie took a deep breath, "That's what's wrong. Some guy with an axe arrived a few days ago and starting demanding us around. He's taken over Traverse Town and has a castle that suddenly appeared in 3rd District. What's worse is that he can summon the heartless." Sora sighed, "That's all nice, but where's Leon?" Yuffie gave him the 'boy-are-you-stupid-if-you-haven't-figured-it-out-yet' look. "He went to fight the Grim Axe."
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Well, there's my second chapter, or at least the humorous one. I'm now working on the serious one.
Albel: Quiet maggot.
Author: Shut up Albel.
