Author: WEEEEEELL, -cough cough-, I sort of have an urge to bash Roger a little, so, um, yea. I have a good reason though. Playing my little sister on SO3 for 2½ hours as she uses Roger against Nel can get a little tiring and stressful. Then again, I haven't told you about when I was fighting my other little sis on there who is a little 'Dimension Door' happy. –Sigh.-

Albel: And I shall have the honor of DOING the bashing of the hamster known as Roger. By the way, Kawaii-Cagalli doesn't own any of the characters or places or settings here, and has never seen one Barbie movie. She's 15. Not two. -.-


Sora gingerly stepped up to the 3rd district doors, keyblade ready. So far, there hadn't been one heartless all the way there. Yuffie walked up behind him, followed by Riku, "So open the doors all ready. We're not here to just stare at them." Timidly placing a hand against the cold metal lining, he shoved it open. "What the…"

A huge castle, unparalleled by anything they had ever seen before stood in the center, looking like it had come straight out of one of those Barbie movies. "Um… That can't be the Grim Axe's place… Are you sure you have the right directions? I mean, is the Grim Axe even a guy?" As they approached the doors, they noticed several picket signs here and there that said, 'Wallow in Despair', and different phrases along that line. Riku glanced at a few of the signs, "Pleasant little place, isn't it…"

The doors were practically a glowing, vibrant pink. Whoever the Grim Axe guy was, he was quite enthusiastic over Barbie, or something like that. The doors swung open automatically as Sora crawled up, "Arg, the pink! IT BURNS!" Riku stepped on him, followed by Yuffie as they walked inside. Suddenly, they were blasted by wave and wave of 'I'm too sexy'. Riku nodded to himself, suddenly feeling the urge to dance. Yuffie sighed, "The Grim Axe definitely has the typical male ego." Sora was still trying to crawl through the doorway, as he was blinded by the indefinable barrage of pink colors.

A loud clash of metal against metal coming from the upper balcony got them all back to their senses. "You people are all guilty of the crime of neutering animals! My judgment is that I shall neuter you!"

"Worm! Back off fool, or I shall have your head!"

"I'm Macho!"

"Maggot! Where do you think your nonsensical mutterings are getting you!"

"I am the GRIM AXE! Taaaaake THIS!"

"What the… You imbecile! Watch where you're aiming!"

Riku and Yuffie dashed towards the stairs, leaving the pink stricken Sora where he lay, by the doorway. What they saw on the balcony not only mystified them, but gave new meaning to 'The Hamster Dance'. Running in circles around a tall lanky guy in a skirt, was a small animal human cross between, in overalls and a busted up helmet. With an axe.


Author: Well, now onto a more productive chapter, and soon after the second part of this little… Fight.

Albel: Fool! You said I could bash him!

Author: I didn't say it would be physically, did I?