A/N: I just want to thank you all for your wonderful reviews, I'm always so
nervous when posting humor pieces for some reason. Unfortunately this is a
short chapter I'm afraid but I don't think it'll be very long before I have
a new update ^_^
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I can explain!
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Raoul sat in boredom on the stage while his four fans chatted loudly about all their plans for their favorite couple. A number of phans took up the rest of the stage and seating area, all waiting quietly for that chance of seeing their favorite masked idol.
This is how most days were spent in the large building. There were simply tons of girls just wondering about aimlessly, checking every nook and cranny for their beloved Erik. He did not like to make regular public appearances for them, so when Raoul looked up from picking his nails and noticed a commotion coming over the girls, he knew what was coming.
"IT'S ERIK!" came a yell, followed by a few dozen girls squealing in delight while charging the stage.
"And he's not wearing a shirt!" exclaimed another. At this Raoul looked to see a bare-chested Erik strut in, followed closely by a large number of Phans. Random Phans #749, 397, 197, and 344 fainted where they stood while the other stared on, dreamy eyed.
Raoul just raised an eye brow when his advisory gave him a glance. Years of living in the same building had subdued their rivalry to more of a healthy aversion towards each other, rather then constantly being at each others throats... besides Raoul had enough death threats from Phans to keep Erik sufficiently amused.
"I suppose this is this a new look for you?" he asked dryly.
"For your information I was just saving your 'wife' from drowning." Erik snapped back.
"And the reason why you're still not fully dressed is...?"
"Well I wasn't about to swim back to grab a shirt. That water's bloody cold you know!" A wave of nods went through the crowed as most of these girls had previously swum the lake.
"Sure there." Raoul smirked, suspecting Erik was just showing off for his Phans.
"Where is Christine anyways?"
Raoul shrugged and got up from his seat. "I thought she was with you."
"She was, but she went to get dry clothes. She should have been back by now."
"So you left her alone with all these fic writers running lose?" Raoul eyed the girls surrounding them wearily. The thought of a jealous Phan girl bumping into her with the two of them nowhere in sight did not make him easy.
"Me?" Erik then came towards him furiously. "I didn't see you in the basement with her!"
"I left her with an E/C'er, they wouldn't hurt her."
"Who do you think threw her in the lake?" Erik replied while jabbing Raoul with his finger. The Phans were all sitting close by, watching the scene unfold with excitement; Raoul – Erik confrontations always promised to be a great source of entertainment.
"Do you hear that?" Raoul asked suddenly, his attention momentarily distracted. It sounded almost as if someone were running?
"Hear what?" Erik then just looked over Raoul's shoulder to see a blur of black coming straight for them. He recognized at once who it was. "Oh shi—"
Raoul was then shoved from behind with a strength that should not have come from a girl, and toppled forward on top of Erik, bringing him down with him.
It was then Christine's voice that they heard cry out. "What the hell did I just walk in on!"
The sight she was greeted with as she came out onto the stage was the picture of Erik flat on his back with Raoul planted firmly on top of him, his head against Erik's neck while Erik's hands were clutched to Raoul's upper arms.
Snickers broke out amongst the crowd of on lookers as Erik roughly shoved Raoul off of him. "Get off of me, you idiot!"
One of the Phans then turned to Christine to explain. "It was a run by slashing."
Christine blinked.
"Christine, I can explain." Said Raoul once he was back on his feet, eyeing the crowed suspiciously. Christine continued to stand dumbly.
"It was Slash." Grumbled Erik as he raised himself off the floor. "She pushed him."
"I thought they looked cute." Said random Phan #589.
"Um... eww." Answered #767.
"No way, it was totally hot!" called another.
"Phantom slash, simply does not work!"
"Every thing works in fan fiction! That's the point of it."
"Well I think they're completely straight."
"I don't know... Raoul's kind of girly..."
"And Erik's not? Have you seen his hand movements?"
By this time both Erik and Raoul were flushing angrily at the crowd as Christine let out a few giggles behind them.
"You wouldn't be laughing if you knew how often we went through this." Said Erik, fully embarrassed that Christine had come in right when she did. He then looked at her curiously. "How come you're still wet?"
"I've had an interesting encounter of my own actually, but never mind about that now. Right now all I really feel like doing is getting my self a stiff drink."
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R&R Please @----
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I can explain!
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Raoul sat in boredom on the stage while his four fans chatted loudly about all their plans for their favorite couple. A number of phans took up the rest of the stage and seating area, all waiting quietly for that chance of seeing their favorite masked idol.
This is how most days were spent in the large building. There were simply tons of girls just wondering about aimlessly, checking every nook and cranny for their beloved Erik. He did not like to make regular public appearances for them, so when Raoul looked up from picking his nails and noticed a commotion coming over the girls, he knew what was coming.
"IT'S ERIK!" came a yell, followed by a few dozen girls squealing in delight while charging the stage.
"And he's not wearing a shirt!" exclaimed another. At this Raoul looked to see a bare-chested Erik strut in, followed closely by a large number of Phans. Random Phans #749, 397, 197, and 344 fainted where they stood while the other stared on, dreamy eyed.
Raoul just raised an eye brow when his advisory gave him a glance. Years of living in the same building had subdued their rivalry to more of a healthy aversion towards each other, rather then constantly being at each others throats... besides Raoul had enough death threats from Phans to keep Erik sufficiently amused.
"I suppose this is this a new look for you?" he asked dryly.
"For your information I was just saving your 'wife' from drowning." Erik snapped back.
"And the reason why you're still not fully dressed is...?"
"Well I wasn't about to swim back to grab a shirt. That water's bloody cold you know!" A wave of nods went through the crowed as most of these girls had previously swum the lake.
"Sure there." Raoul smirked, suspecting Erik was just showing off for his Phans.
"Where is Christine anyways?"
Raoul shrugged and got up from his seat. "I thought she was with you."
"She was, but she went to get dry clothes. She should have been back by now."
"So you left her alone with all these fic writers running lose?" Raoul eyed the girls surrounding them wearily. The thought of a jealous Phan girl bumping into her with the two of them nowhere in sight did not make him easy.
"Me?" Erik then came towards him furiously. "I didn't see you in the basement with her!"
"I left her with an E/C'er, they wouldn't hurt her."
"Who do you think threw her in the lake?" Erik replied while jabbing Raoul with his finger. The Phans were all sitting close by, watching the scene unfold with excitement; Raoul – Erik confrontations always promised to be a great source of entertainment.
"Do you hear that?" Raoul asked suddenly, his attention momentarily distracted. It sounded almost as if someone were running?
"Hear what?" Erik then just looked over Raoul's shoulder to see a blur of black coming straight for them. He recognized at once who it was. "Oh shi—"
Raoul was then shoved from behind with a strength that should not have come from a girl, and toppled forward on top of Erik, bringing him down with him.
It was then Christine's voice that they heard cry out. "What the hell did I just walk in on!"
The sight she was greeted with as she came out onto the stage was the picture of Erik flat on his back with Raoul planted firmly on top of him, his head against Erik's neck while Erik's hands were clutched to Raoul's upper arms.
Snickers broke out amongst the crowd of on lookers as Erik roughly shoved Raoul off of him. "Get off of me, you idiot!"
One of the Phans then turned to Christine to explain. "It was a run by slashing."
Christine blinked.
"Christine, I can explain." Said Raoul once he was back on his feet, eyeing the crowed suspiciously. Christine continued to stand dumbly.
"It was Slash." Grumbled Erik as he raised himself off the floor. "She pushed him."
"I thought they looked cute." Said random Phan #589.
"Um... eww." Answered #767.
"No way, it was totally hot!" called another.
"Phantom slash, simply does not work!"
"Every thing works in fan fiction! That's the point of it."
"Well I think they're completely straight."
"I don't know... Raoul's kind of girly..."
"And Erik's not? Have you seen his hand movements?"
By this time both Erik and Raoul were flushing angrily at the crowd as Christine let out a few giggles behind them.
"You wouldn't be laughing if you knew how often we went through this." Said Erik, fully embarrassed that Christine had come in right when she did. He then looked at her curiously. "How come you're still wet?"
"I've had an interesting encounter of my own actually, but never mind about that now. Right now all I really feel like doing is getting my self a stiff drink."
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R&R Please @----
