I'm out of school!!! Now I can finally have time to write my story!

Chapter 4: Medicine for the perverted monk soul

Kagome: you can hold the tetusaiga?

Soto: Yes! I can hold the tetusaiga!

Inuyasha: That's not a surprise, due to you're half-human!

Shippo: Half human?!

Kagome: Half human?!

Miroku: Half human?!

Soto: Is there some kind of echo in here? Yes, I'm half-human!

Kagome: Then that must mean…

Soto: That I'm Inuyasha's full brother!

Miroku: woa!

Soto: So, judging by the way that you look, which is tired, ya'll look like ya'll need somewhere to stay, to eat, and to take a bath.

Inuyasha: What are you sayin'? We stink.

Soto: No, I didn't say you stink. You just need to take a bath in the hot spring behind my house. It will leave you full of energy, but you Inuyasha, you NEED a bath!

Inuyasha: Why you!

Kagome: (interrupting) Thank you for your invitation, But where do you live?

Soto: (points to hill) in that town over the hill. The towns people will welcome you seein' that you are my guest and- HHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In stealth like fashion, Soto runs towards to a rose bush picks out a red rose and runs to Songo.

Soto: (blushing heavily) A flower for a flower.

Songo: (blushing) thank you!

Soto: (blushing) you're always welcome. So tell me, why, a beautiful girl like you is traveling with my brother?

Songo: to Destroy Naraku.

Soto: So, you're traveling with my idiot brother, just so you destroy the same person I wanted to destroy my whole entire life?

Songo: Yep.

Inuyasha: who are you calling an idiot?

Soto: you

Inuyasha: What?

Soto: What?

(long pause)

Soto: Anyway, are you going to come?

(long pause)

Soto: I got pizza!

Kero: But I ate the rest of the pizza.

Soto: Shut up! Don't tell then that!

Kagome: I guess so.

Soto: (jumping on Kero's back) then let's go!

They soon then enter a town called Village (it took me two hours to come up with that name.lol).Then town had one main road that enters and exits the town, and many side roads. When they entered the village, the mood of the town was strange. They treated Soto and the group like kings. The group knew that Soto was an important part of the town. A few minutes later after entering the Village, they reach a 2-story house fit for a king.

Soto: This is my house.

Inuyasha: Nice.

A Drop dead gorgeous girl came out of the house. She had long brown hair that was in a ponytail. However, she had dog ears. She wore a pink kimono.She  ran to Soto and bumped her head against his.

Girl: Who are you?

Soto: It's me Soto, your brother.

Girl: Soto! (Hugging Soto)

Soto: Kira!

Kira: (stops hugging him and ask curiously) Did you catch the demon?

Soto: Nope.

Inuyasha: Hey Kira, Remember me?

Kira: No.

Inuyasha anime drops.

Inuyasha: It's me, Inuyasha! Your brother!

Kira: (hugs Inuyasha) Inuyasha!

Inuyasha turns blue and his head grew twenty times its regular size

Inuyasha: ( sufficading) could you let go, you're crushing my ribs!

Kira lets go.

They enter a living room with a fire in the middle of the room. Soto sat near Miroku.Miroku sat With Songo.Songo Sat with Kilala. Kilala sat with Kero. Kero sat with Shippo. Shippo sat with Kagome.Kagome sat with Inuyasha. And Inuyasha sat with Kira.Soto sees Miroku groaping Songo and passes a water bowal to him

Soto: Well umm….umm…

Miroku: Miroku.

Soto; Yeah whatever, It looks like you're tired . wash your face in this water and you'll be full of energy. Oh yeah keep your eyes open.

Miroku washes his face with the water. Suddenly Miroku's eyes turn red, and flames shot out of his eyes

Miroku: (running around the fire) My eyes! My eyes! What have you done to my eyes?!

Soto: Sit down!

Miroku sits down by Soto. When his vision "cleared", he saw Songo and started groping "her". However, what he doesn't know was that he was hallucinating. He was actually groping Soto! When his vision really cleared, He found out the horrible truth.

Soto: (cracking knuckles) I'm not Songo.

Miroku: Uh ,Oh!

Soto punches him out the hut

Miroku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(fading)

Soto: New record! Judging by the way he flew, I say he went a mile out of town.

Songo: what was that?

Kira: It' something that he made.

Soto: (holding up one finger) I call it prevert's medicine!

Songo: how does it work?

Soto: I can't  tell you.

Songo: Why?

Soto: I'm not a doctor.

Songo anime drops.

A/N: Chapter 5 coming soon!