Chapter 4 – The Don's Son

Link had spent a few days working for a towheaded Hylian named Marty Chonks. He ran the 'Bitchin' Cucco Feed' emporium which was about to be ran into the ground. Chonks met an untimely end when one of the people Link picked up for Chonks to rub out turned around and shot him with arrows. Link killed the man himself and took the bow he carried. After a day he went back to Luigi's whorehouse to find work.

As he entered the alleyway he saw Luigi having a conversation with one of his goons. As Link approached them, Luigi spotted him, "Hey I gotta talk to you." He said to Link, he turned to his goon, "Alright Mick I'll talk to ya later." Mick looked at Link before returning inside. "How ya doin' kid?" Luigi asked. Link nodded his head, "Well I felt I could be of some use to the families, is there anything else you'd like for me to help with?" Luigi smiled, "As a matter of fact there is. The don's son Joey Leone, he wants some 'action' from his regular girl Misty, go pick her up from her cottage in Hepburn Heights, but watch yourself, that's Diablo turf." Link asked "How am I going to know what she looks like." Luigi answered "She's a redhead and she's usually in a dress, but she always wears a dragon brooch, look for that. After you pick her up run her over to Joey's Carriage shop and make it snappy, Joey ain't the type to keep waiting around." As Link turned to get transportation Luigi called out to him, "Remember this is your foot in the door, so keep your hands on the reins and off Misty."

Link smiled to himself as he rode a horse he swiped after picking off a poor guy with his bow. Perhaps he could affiliate himself with the Mafia and they could get his back whenever he decides to declare war towards the hateful Gerudo. Link made it to the lone cottage at Hepburn Heights and ran towards it hoping the Stalfos won't bother him right now. He knocked on the door and waited, fifteen seconds later a red headed Hylian wearing a dragon brooch and her dress barely on answered. "Are you Misty?" he asked. She snorted, "Who wants to know?" Link narrowed his eyes, "I work for Luigi, and Joey wants to 'visit' with you." Misty's eyes widened, "Oh really, well okay, let me just get rid of this drunk Stalfos, I'm never fucking another Stalfos as long as I live, damn those guys drink too much." After five minutes a drunken Diablo Stalfos staggered out mumbling incoherently. Misty then appeared ready to go.

As they rode the horse down to the shop, Misty tried to strike up conversation with Link. "So you're working for Luigi now huh? It's about time he got a driver we can trust. I'm Misty by the way." Link thought he'd be polite, because he thought of himself as a gentleman of some kind of degree to women, even prostitutes. "My name is Link." He answered simply. Misty shook his hand "Well Link if you ever need some 'company' you know where I live, just drop by." She rubbed her hand across his leg. Link smiled a bit and kept his eyes on the road, "Perhaps down the road I'll consider it." He answered. Misty grinned.

They had made it to the shop thanks to Misty's directions, they went inside and there were horses and parts of carriages strewn all over the place. A dirty looking Sheikah wearing a simple peasant outfit was working on one as they entered. "Joey!" Misty exclaimed as she ran towards the man and embraced him. "Am I gonna get to play with you again." She asked, Joey smiled "I'll be with you in a minute spark plug." He said after giving her rear end a playful slap. He walked over to Link. "Hey you must be Link, I'm Joey, Luigi said you were reliable, so here's a little reward, but come back tonight I'll have some work for you, alright?" Link took the 300 rupees Joey gave him and smiled, "Alright I'll come back later, have fun you two." Joey laughed 'We will man."