Chapter 1
"So, Jigglewit, lovely doing business with you, I'm looking forward to the future."
"Excellent, Bob, my good man, Muldoon & Kibblespit Enterprises will blossom in this new era that befalls us."
Bob and Sir Kibblespit, who were now on first name terms, had signed the necessary papers, and joined forces.
Hammy and Patrick waltzed in the room looking utterly delighted with themselves. They were arm in arm, unashamed of their relationship, which is EXCELLENT.
"My God, what happened to Grant????" Patrick ran forward alarmed for his old friend.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder. It was Ellie. Her face was red and stained from tears, and Patrick, even in his dumb state since the boating accident, knew something was wrong.
"What is it Ellie, is he...dead????"
Everyone gathped.
"GOD NO!!!! This faithful author would never, EVER dream of killing of Alan!!!!"
"True, true, well why is he like that????" Patrick pointed to the table where Alan's bottom still stood open to the midnight breeze.
"It was meeeeeeeeeeee, he was scaaaared of me...It's not faaaair..."
"BLOO-DY DIE!!!!" said a Welsh accent.
BANG!!!!
Everyone stood frozen to the spot at the sound of the gunshot. Patrick saw where the first voice had come from-a whiny Spinosaurus called Warren, as everyone knows. Bob stood in the middle of the room with his gun up. He looked around, gave an awkward smile, and put it down.
"Well, I told him to bloody shut up." He said, in his newly claimed Welsh accent. (????)
Everyone shrugged and told Patrick the story.
"So, er, shouldn't we wake him now that it's dead????"
Ellie stifled a sob and looked away, and Sparky blushed and looked at his 6-inch retractable claws, like razors on his middle toes.
"What's going on between you three..." Hammy stepped forward and asked.
"Nothing." Ellie said quickly. "I-it's nothing..."
"Well anyway, we need to get rid of the remaining threats to the museum-Roger and Tony." Bob said, brandishing his gun once again.
"Aren't you dead...yet????" asked Lex, and Bob shot her in the arm. She screamed but no one paid any attention.
"Er, I'll go find Roger and get rid of him." Spotty said. SpDotty, Sparky and Timmy.
"I'll take Alan and revive him..." Ellie said.
"We'll go back to the control room and do next to nothing to help." Said bob and Sir Kibblespit.
"And we'll come with you, and screw something up, so this story has a bit more plot." Said Hammy and Patrick.
And so everyone went his or her separate ways.
