Chapter 2
In the control room, Hammy and Patrick were whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears, and Bob and Sir Kibblespit were smoking very large, smoky cigars. Suddenly the door banged open, and in burst Doc Thorne and Richard Levine, arguing loudly. Following them was THE COOL DUDE OF THE LOST WORLD (no suing me please) Eddie Carr, with a candy bar or 100 in his backpack. (????)
"I am SO much better than you!!!!"
"No you're bloody not Levine, now see here, I-"
"Oh come ON I SO am, all this nonsense about T-Rexes having sight based on movement, it's idiotic"
"But it's been concluded that Tyrannosaurs have the brain of a frog. It's been tried and tested on Pam, she-"
"No, no, no Grant's silly theories are not to be notice-"
And with that, Bob had shot him.
"Don't take much for you to shoot people does it, Bob????"
"Sure doesn't"
"You guys, we came to find you coos it's no longer safe in here. Come to my Hump High, I mean high hide." Said Eddie, seriously.
So Doc, Eddie, Bob, Sir Kibblespit, Hammy and Patrick went to the High hide.
Ellie dragged Alan's heavy body into the nearest room. She was sobbing, unable to hold back the tears, now they were alone. Her and Alan needed to talk. She loved him, more than anything, and everyone said they had been perfect together...but the way he looked at Sparky...she didn't like to think about it.
"Alan, Alan, honey, sweetie, speka to me, PLEASE!!!!" she slapped his face, gently at first then harder to let out her frustration. Then she stood up and started kicking him, and threw him against the wall, and then grabbed a gun from a shelf and shot off a toe.
Finally he woke up.
"Owwww...I ache all over..."
"Yeah sorry about that" Ellie said glumly. She put her head in her hands and leant against the wall. "Alan..."
Alan pulled up his trousers, confused and joined her.
"You love Sparky, don't you."
"What???? Who told you that????"
"We can all see it. Sparky feels the same way."
At this Alan gasped, but put his hand on Ellie's.
"You're the only girl for me. Sparky's just a good friend."
Ellie frowned, and turned to face his kind, sweet eyes.
"Are you...sure????"
"Yes, and I've been, er, meaning to ask you something..." he struggled to put himself on one knee. Ellie's eyes widened.
"Ellie Sattler, friend and lover, only one who ever listens while I talk about the difference between a bone and a rock, I love you more than anything else in the world, and will you do me the honour of becoming my wife????"
Author's Note: Sorry to be evil, but these guys aren't gonna appear much in the 2nd one, as well, they weren't in the 2nd book now were they. Trust me, it's harder for me than any of you-you know how I love Alan!!!!
MWAHHHAHAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER!!!!
