Chapter 3

Hammy was annoyed. Patrick was becoming involved in all the kafuffle to do with the museum other than talking to him. So hammy walked down a hill and sat on a rock.

Patrick, Eddie, Doc, Bob and Kibblespit were in the high hide, looking through TRUSTY NIGHTVISION GOGGLES for signs of life.

"I hope Sparky and the others take care of Timmy."

"What happened to the girl I shot????" Bob asked.

Silence.

"Bugger. We left her to die. Ahhh well."

"Bob," Patrick whispered in his ear. "What's happening between Alan and Ellie????"

"Ahhh we shoudoln't really talk about it as they aren't in a sequel, he's meant to be the Lost perv after all. (Author's ntoe: D'YA GETIT????) But I thought it was pretty obvious that Alan's in love with Sparky."

"Ahhh so that's it."

"Yup."

"Indeed."

Time to cut over to the raptors and Timmy. It almost seems like this author is struggling. WLEL SHE ISN'T I TELLS YA SHE ISN'T. (struggles) Bugger.

Sparky was noticably quieter than usual. No one talked, apart from Spotty asking for a push of his skateboard every now and then, and SpDotty thinking he saw Roger.

"is that him????"

"No. That's a tree."

"Is that him????"

"No, that's a swallow."

"Is THAT him???"

"lion."

"Is tha-"

"Giant figurine of Queen Elizabeth"

"I-"

"Pam."

"oh."

Silence.

"PAM????"

"Hey boys, anyone up for a good time????"

They stared at her. She had had liposuction, and was a size 10, her thighs were strong but thin as a pole, her face had no wrinkles, or, even scales, and her eyelashes had lengthened dramatically. To Spotty, she was entirely beautiful.

"M...m...me!!!! Me I do I wanna good time, gimme a good time am GIMME A GOOD TIME!!!!" Spotty started thrashing about on his skateboard to get up and look at her vertically.

"Well soldier, come with me..." And she picked him up in her teeth (whcih were pearly white) and walked off.

"That's probably the last time we will see him." SpDotty said.