Chapter One:

If You Only Had the Time, Kagome-chan

I should have killed Sango-san. I knew that I wouldn't get too far, so I had to comment her on her skimpy outfit, didn't I? Sometimes I can act so stupid. Anyway, I have decided that later this night, I will run away. Then who will be missed, Sango-san? Yeah, Sango-san, who will care about your skimpy outfit then?!

I know I shouldn't be so mad at Sango-san. Gomen, I need forgiveness for my idiotic thoughts. But I should have killed Sango-san.

But the thought of leaving Kagome-chan is too much to bear. I love Kagome-chan, even though no one cares about Miroku, the monk straight out of the hentai anime, who doesn't deserve to be with Kagome-chan, according to evil Sango-san. But I have made up my mind. Who gives a care about how Miroku is treated? Certainly not brave Inuyasha-sama and his sword! Nor Sango-san, who has a skull as thick as the crust of this earth and a boomerang the size of her – um – mouth. Yeah, mouth.

Later that night

I'm running away. Away from Inuyasha-sama, away from Sango-san, away from Shippo-kun, away from this hurtful journey! Kagome-chan will find the note I wrote for her on her pillow. I love her so much I could burst forth with it! But I know that she likes Inuyasha-sama, certainly not the crazy monk!

Farther down the road, headed for a cave

Aha! Shelter for the weary monk! Sango-san used to make fun of how I meditated, how I ate, my comments, basically everything. How I hate that female dog! She's better off with Inuyasha-sama, because I love Kagome-chan! Kagome-chan! I love you! Not that you are near me anymore, but I have to leave. Sango-san is being a moron, and I have to for my own good, Kagome-chan.

(We now switch to morning and Kagome's point of view)

Hmm? Time to wake up again? Gosh, Inuyasha-sama is pushing me every which way. I have the feeling we were destined to be with each other. One thing's for sure, Miroku-san is acting really strange lately. But that has nothing to do with anything. Hey... Speaking of which, where is Miroku-san?

Inuyasha: Where's Miroku-san?

Great. That hentai wandered off again, searching for enlightenment. Wait, what's this?

Picks up the note

Kagome:

Dear Kagome-chan,

It is hard for me to leave you tonight. But Sango-san is tearing me apart. How I wish I could kill her! Anyway, I love you. But who would care about a perverted monk like me? I must search for greener pastures. I'm sorry I left you so abruptly. I must leave.

Miroku

He hates Sango-chan? He takes her seriously?

Sango: He's lying. He has to be! MIROKU! GET OUT HERE!

We must go after him. This is a horrible mistake. Wait... who is that in the doorway?

Demonic Rin: Here you are! Now I can finally kill you!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha.