Chapter 11

Author's Note: wahey more reviews than expected but oh well. Sorry for the sparky death-i've had a lot of hits for that from the original sparky. On other news sparky and i went to see T-Rex 3d at the science museum in london yesterday-where dinophilia was set. PAM ROCKED!!!!

Treekicker-yes yes yes ian LOOVEEEES his morphine and he is high on morphine all the way through this, even if i don't put it. He is called patrick cos sparky and i could never remember whether it was ian malcolm or malcolm ian.

GO DOC

Anyway...

Hammy was upset, and cold. He had been trudging through the forest for some time now, and he missed Patrick soooooooo much.

Up ahead, he saw a waterfall. Waterfalls reminded him of his love, for no particular reason, let's say cos they are PRETTY.

He ran across to take a drink as he was severely dehydrated and was abotu to feed himself to some sharks, but he saw a creature on the other side of the river. It had a fat face, looked like a pig and had huge lips. It also had very bad make up on, which offended Hammy greatly.

He made sure his own make-up was ok, and approached the dinosaur.

"Hello...are you dangerous????"

It looked up sharply.

"I'm Shitheadasaurus. I'm dangerous cos my lips could swallow you, and I look moody ALL THE TIME and I'm stupid and hypocritical and I GLUE CRAP OVER YOUR ALAN GRANT PICTURES LUCIE!!!!"

Just then the author ran in.

"FUCK YOU BITCH I WILL SO GET YOU FOR THAT!!!! NO ON RUINS MY SAM NEILL PICTURES!!!!"

And she gunned her down.

Hammy stood shellshocked.

"Do I get paid now????" he said.