Chapter 12
Doc was still carrying stupid Arby in a plastic bag. He was dragging it across the stony ground and you could hear small yelps every now and then. Patrick kicked the bag every so often, to keep Arby behaving, and cos it was fun!!!!
"Are we nearly there YET????" Patrick whined.
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE-oh wait yes, yes we are."
"WAHEY!!!!" Patrick jumped on the High Hide and climbed up. Bob and Kibblespit were still there playing strip poker, with "Kibblespit & Muldoon Enterprises" playing cards. (They ahd pictures of posing compys on them).
"OI!!!! Help me with the brat!!!!" Doc shouted.
Eddie got up and looked over.
"You brought Lex back????"
"Nope, she died, we got Arby."
"Oh god no."
"Oh god yes"
Just then, they heard a snarling in the bushes. It was a Mushosaurus, and it was angry and in a mood, as it always is.
"Quick, Patrick, Eddie, EEEEEK it'll get me, and I'm too cool to die!!!!" Doc screamed and threw up Arby's limp body.
Eddie leaned over and grabbed Arby's arm and began to help him up but OH DEAR just then a large breeze came along and knocked off Eddie's cool dude hat.
Of course, this hat was worth way more than Arby, well in Eddie's eyes anyway, so he let go of him and sent him crashing to the ground.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" thump
Doc looked silently and the body mangled next to his feet, and with hardly a moment's hesitation, shrugged and started to climb the High Hide.
When he got to the top Bob stood up and gave him the secret handshake of one cool dude to another.
"God, we have jaunty hats."
"We sure do."
Patrick and Kibblespit felt left out so they finished the game of strip poker together.
Kibblespit won...
