Chapter Four

They Say Melancholy Blues Are Dead and Gone

(We're still with Miroku's POV.)

Well, this feels… strange. But good, oh so good.

Kagome kicks Miroku in a spot he doesn't want to be kicked.

Oof… I don't feel so good anymore…

Kagome: You're SICK! Sango-chan had the right idea!

Kagome runs away.

Inuyasha and Miroku stare at each other for a VERY long time.

God, please say something…

(Inuyasha's POV)

Why won't that retard say anything?!

The pause continues.

(Shippo's POV)

Why is everyone running away? I miss Sango-chan! I already miss Kagome-chan!

Hey, am I supposed to run away, too?

Shippo: Hey, since everyone's running away, I will too.

Inuyasha and Miroku: NO! Stay HERE!

Shippo: I'm confused.

(Miroku's POV)

I HAVE to say something. I mean, I really screwed things up this time.

Miroku: Inuyasha, I'm … sorry.

Inuyasha: You should really pay attention to your surroundings, Miroku-san.

Shippo: Kagome-chan says that kind of statement is really random.

Miroku: Pay attention to my… what?

Inuyasha: If you did, you'd realize that you don't need to be so sorry.

What? Is he saying it's not my fault? But whose fault is it?

Inuyasha: Sango-san should really stop flirting with you.

Okay. That random torture that I face cannot be considered flirting. Flirting is a milder version of what I do. Bashing me on the head with a huge boomerang… not flirting.

Miroku: What are you saying?

Inuyasha: (irritated) Oh come on. You haven't noticed the way she looks into your eyes? Or the way she looks like she's about to giggle when you act all perverted?

Wow, I really missed something, because I've never noticed THAT.

Miroku: Are you sure you're okay? We're talking about Sango.

Shippo: Hey yeah! She turned red once when Kagome-chan talked about you, and you were off searching for sake.

Dang. Bring THAT up, too, Shippo-kun, why don't you.

Inuyasha glares at Miroku but continues to speak.

Inuyasha: It figures you're the one who doesn't notice it. Actually, Sango-san probably doesn't even know it herself.

Oh Lord, I'm going to puke.

Miroku: You're crazy.

Inuyasha: She loves you.

I don't think so… they are so stupid, thinking that Sango loves me. I hate her. I'm not about to fall head-over-heels for her.

Inuyasha: Okay, now I'll kill you for kissing Kagome-sama.

Holy crap, this isn't good.

Sango walks into the death match.

Sango: Hello, boys.

Sango sounds really different. Her voice is… sultry? Wow, this is weird. Now I'm thinking that Sango is hot.

Baka no Inuyasha-san.

Miroku: What's up with you?

Inuyasha picks up the Tetsusaiga.

Inuyasha: There's something inside her.

Shippo: Of course, she's human.

Miroku: Not like that, Shippo-kun.

Inuyasha: Sango, where were you?

Sango: I took a walk, and I realized that I acted completely irrational.

Yep, Sango's possessed. I've never heard her say irrational. Usually it's just stupid or baka.

Shippo: Irrational?

Inuyasha: It means foolish.

Sango walks closer to Miroku.

Oh no. Oh no… there is something seriously wrong… no, no, no…

Sango: I think I owe you something.

One of the buttons on Sango's dress falls open after Sango manipulates it. Miroku blushes, then runs off.

Inuyasha: Miroku?

Oh man… I have to find Kagome-chan, and get those arrows of hers, and shoot Sango through the heart… or something… to get her to stop! STOP!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha. Miss Takahashi does, and she's a genius, so she can keep Inuyasha.