Chapter Four
They Say Melancholy Blues Are Dead and Gone
(We're still with Miroku's POV.)
Well, this feels… strange. But good, oh so good.
Kagome kicks Miroku in a spot he doesn't want to be kicked.
Oof… I don't feel so good anymore…
Kagome: You're SICK! Sango-chan had the right idea!
Kagome runs away.
Inuyasha and Miroku stare at each other for a VERY long time.
God, please say something…
(Inuyasha's POV)
Why won't that retard say anything?!
The pause continues.
(Shippo's POV)
Why is everyone running away? I miss Sango-chan! I already miss Kagome-chan!
Hey, am I supposed to run away, too?
Shippo: Hey, since everyone's running away, I will too.
Inuyasha and Miroku: NO! Stay HERE!
Shippo: I'm confused.
(Miroku's POV)
I HAVE to say something. I mean, I really screwed things up this time.
Miroku: Inuyasha, I'm … sorry.
Inuyasha: You should really pay attention to your surroundings, Miroku-san.
Shippo: Kagome-chan says that kind of statement is really random.
Miroku: Pay attention to my… what?
Inuyasha: If you did, you'd realize that you don't need to be so sorry.
What? Is he saying it's not my fault? But whose fault is it?
Inuyasha: Sango-san should really stop flirting with you.
Okay. That random torture that I face cannot be considered flirting. Flirting is a milder version of what I do. Bashing me on the head with a huge boomerang… not flirting.
Miroku: What are you saying?
Inuyasha: (irritated) Oh come on. You haven't noticed the way she looks into your eyes? Or the way she looks like she's about to giggle when you act all perverted?
Wow, I really missed something, because I've never noticed THAT.
Miroku: Are you sure you're okay? We're talking about Sango.
Shippo: Hey yeah! She turned red once when Kagome-chan talked about you, and you were off searching for sake.
Dang. Bring THAT up, too, Shippo-kun, why don't you.
Inuyasha glares at Miroku but continues to speak.
Inuyasha: It figures you're the one who doesn't notice it. Actually, Sango-san probably doesn't even know it herself.
Oh Lord, I'm going to puke.
Miroku: You're crazy.
Inuyasha: She loves you.
I don't think so… they are so stupid, thinking that Sango loves me. I hate her. I'm not about to fall head-over-heels for her.
Inuyasha: Okay, now I'll kill you for kissing Kagome-sama.
Holy crap, this isn't good.
Sango walks into the death match.
Sango: Hello, boys.
Sango sounds really different. Her voice is… sultry? Wow, this is weird. Now I'm thinking that Sango is hot.
Baka no Inuyasha-san.
Miroku: What's up with you?
Inuyasha picks up the Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha: There's something inside her.
Shippo: Of course, she's human.
Miroku: Not like that, Shippo-kun.
Inuyasha: Sango, where were you?
Sango: I took a walk, and I realized that I acted completely irrational.
Yep, Sango's possessed. I've never heard her say irrational. Usually it's just stupid or baka.
Shippo: Irrational?
Inuyasha: It means foolish.
Sango walks closer to Miroku.
Oh no. Oh no… there is something seriously wrong… no, no, no…
Sango: I think I owe you something.
One of the buttons on Sango's dress falls open after Sango manipulates it. Miroku blushes, then runs off.
Inuyasha: Miroku?
Oh man… I have to find Kagome-chan, and get those arrows of hers, and shoot Sango through the heart… or something… to get her to stop! STOP!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha. Miss Takahashi does, and she's a genius, so she can keep Inuyasha.
