Chapter 14

Author's Note: SHEESH I haven't written anything for a while have I???? Not that anyone cares. No one reads my stuff anyway, unless I force them. Ah well these things happen. I did have a rough plan for this story-well hardly-but I lost it, so there we go.

RANDOMNESS AHEAD!!!!

The author and Hammy were walking along, as everyone does in this story.

Suddenly, Lucie looked up and sniffed.

"Oh bugger!!!! I smell Alan getting engaged to someone other than me!!!!"

"How the hell can you tell that????"

"My Spidey senses!!!!" she winked, grew wings and took off.

Hammy reached into his pocket, brought out a small brown bottle of pills and threw it in a bush.

"I gotta find Patrick!!!!"

He started running, made energetic by his pure unadulterated love for Paddy and got to the clearing where the High Hide was.

"Yes!!!! I've found you!!!! I'm coming my love!!!!"

He scrambled up the scaffolding that was THIS STORY'S High hide and jumped into the box.

But...

Nothing.

"Where is he???? WHERE ARE THEY ALL????"

All that was left was a few playing cards and a small black box. Hammy moved closer to it and picked it up. It had red digital numbers on it, was beeping every second and seemed to be counting down to something.

Hammy turned it over, confused, and it said in large white letters 'BOMB'

He dropped it and started climbing down, when

BOOM!!!!

(In Birmingham accent-hehehehehehe Aerobics Sparky, d'you remember????)

And that, was the end of John Percival Hammond.