Chapter 16

Author's Note: I LOVE HALLOWE'EN oh I wish I could show y'all the pictures of me and Sparky!!!! I painted Cat green and drew scales on her mwahhahahahahhahahaha. I was an excellent Alan. Cat then did scars on me and they won't come off. Shite.

Pam was depressed. Sure, she had the new body, but she did honestly love Roger. There must have been something wrong with her to keep cheating on him. She couldn't work it out.

So she went to a therapist.

The therapist was actually Jigglewit Kibblespit's cousin, Lady Pittlewit Kibblespit. She had several degrees, none of them in therapy, but Pam couldn't read, so she didn't know that.

Pam was lying on a specially made sofa for her, telling the story of her life to Lady Kibblespit.

"And then he ran off, and I think he was crying but he doesn't like to show his emotions, you know what men are like."

Lady Kibblespit looked over her glasses.

"I'm a 65,000,000 year old reptile, and I still have my maiden name. Do you think I do know what men are like????"

Pam didn't know how to answer this, so didn't.

"What do you think is wrong with me, though."

"Well, I think it's pretty obvious." Lady Kibblespit sighed and took off her glasses. "You're a sexaholic."

"A...sexaholic..." Pam blushed.

"You cannot settle with one man, or if you can, the man you chose couldn't work it for you. You know what I'm talkin' bou' sister????"

"N-n-not exactly."

"Me neither. This Roger isn't good enough for you Pamela. He isn't home on time, he shows no affection to your son whatsoever, possibly leaving him mentally confused and he doesn't know what YOU need."

Lady Kibblespit leant forward and put her hand on Pam's knee. Pam wasn't sure if this was womanly affection, or a pass at her. She pulled her miniskirt down over knee and sat up, pulling her knees into her chest.

Lady Kibblespit took her hand away, and wrote something on her clipboard. She ripped a bit of paper off and handed it to Pam.

"Here's a prescription for viagra. There's no cure for a sexaholic, so when you find a man you want, feed him this twice a day and you'll have a satisfying relationship."

"Ok...will it work????"

"Oh yes, I feed it to my pet goat every night, and we live happily-"

Almost as soon as she had finished, Pam had rushed out the door.

Author's note: Wow. I watched Jurassic Park last night, and brought up whole new inspirations. Briliant. I'm proud of this chapter.