Chapter 21

So Alan, Ellie, Patrick Eddie, Bob, Doc and Sir Kibblespit were in the main hall of the visitor centre, waiting. They paid no attention to the fact that Hammy had disappeared off the face of the earth, not even Patrick, whose brain-dead ways reduced him to sitting on the floor chewing on bits of bone.

You guessed it; the word 'suddenly' is about to appear.

Suddenly, the, er, rest of the company filled the room, including the newly revived Sparky!

Alan, not having ever known he had 'died', was obviously not surprised to see him, and as I can't remember who was there when he 'died' no surprise shall be shown for his return.

Alan's feelings for Sparky came rushing back when he came into view. He choked up, but not too much, cos he'd never die in my fanfics, and started sweating.

Ellie being the perceptive girl she is saw all this and sighed. She should have expected this. She stood up and sneaked out of the room, and no one noticed.

"So, did anyone actually do anything they were supposed to do?" Bob said to the crowded room.

There were mumbles and shrugs all round.

"Bloody brilliant."

"I found my new love, SpDotty!" said Timmy, holding SpDotty by the claw.

"I found I have extreme emotional problems, and that I may be turning into a lesbian" said Pam.

Spotty sighed. "Awwww, I was in love with you."

"Sorry" Pam said.

"Anyone else discover anything interesting…" said Lady Kibblespit mean fully, who had walked in a back entrance, surveyed the scene and, using her extremely psychological mind, realised the pent up sexual frustration between Alan and Sparky.

Everyone shook their heads.

"Oh for goodness' sake, it's so obvious!" A voice came from above.

Ellie had climbed onto a ledge in the ceiling and was shouting from there, tears streaming down her face.

People below were confused.

"Ellie!"

"What are you doing?"

"You crazy bitch!"

"Yes, I am crazy!" she sobbed, "Crazily in love with Alan, but I know he loves another, and I can't let him marry me when he'd be happier with someone else, but I can't live when he isn't with me!"

Again voices responded.

"Well that's confusing."

"Bit melodramatic to me."

"Stupid even."

"Alan, I have to hear you say it first. Tell everyone who you're in love with!"

"Ellie, I, I love…you!"

"IT'S NOT TRUE! TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU LOVE!"

"Ellie-"

"TELL THEM!"

Alan took a deep breath.

"It's Sparky."

And with that, he turned and ran far, far away.

And Ellie jumped.

Splat.

END OF DINOPHILIA: THE LOST PERV

Author's Note: Hey hey hey! Went a little cuckoo at the end there didn't I? Talk about drama. I don't know when or if I'll write another book. It depends on the reviews. So review dammit!

Sorry Ebony Moonlight, they didn't get it on.

Yet.