Leia: Hey ,look at that lightsaber floating around
Luke: Oh, that's just Yoda.
Leia: Yoda is a lightsaber!
Luke: No! Its just he's so small we can't see him otherwise.
Luke: You killed my father
Yoda: No, Luke – I am your father!
Luke: A little short green dude is my father? Aaaaaah! NOOOOOOOOOO – wait. Isn't Darth Vader supposed to say that?
Yoda: Uuuuhh-
Random alien: Hey look at that speeder. It's driving by itself!
Yoda: Hee Hee
Luke (looking around): Where the hell is Yoda? I heard him a minute ago.
Yoda: stabs Luke's foot with lightsaber
Luke: Aaaaaah! Help! A deadly Tatooine poison sand scorpion! Mummy!
(runs away screaming)
Yoda: Hee Hee
Mace Windu: Are all the members of the Council present?
Members: Yes
Mace Windu: Then let's – wait, is Yoda here? (spots lightsaber bobbing around) Oh, there you are Yoda. Right, let's begin.
