Disclaimer: ol Janx spirit – Douglas Adams. Yoda – George Lucas.
Yoda strode into the seedy bar in downtown Coruscant.
'Large glass of Ol' Janx Spirit' he demanded loudly. The bartender glanced over Yoda's head before dismissing the voice as a figment of his imagination.
Yoda jumped up and down in an attempt to catch the bartender's attention. Alas he was too short and the bartender didn't notice.
So Yoda whipped out his lightsaber and slashed off his head
The End
