Disclaimer: fine, fine. Yoda's not mine. ooooh that rhymes.

Yoda zoomed into the parking lot in his speeder. "Damm" he muttered. He was late for his appearance before the Jedi Council. He leapt out of his speeder, smoothed down his robes and hurried to the multi-storey building which housed the meeting place of the Jedi Order. He jogged in the door and ran to the elevator.

He reached up to press the button for the top floor but he had forgotton to change into his high shoes and he couldn't reach. He jumped up but he was just too short to hit the little silver button. " Damn, blast it " he shrieked dancing up and down in rage. " Stupid damn elevator ".He pulled out his lightsaber and slashed the elevator's control panel. Then he stuck the glowing blade into several random parts of the wall.

Finally he sat down breathing hard and still muttering to himself about the elevator. A droid rolled up. "Is there a problem , Master Yoda?" it said in smooth mechanical tones. Yoda's scream of rage echoed around and around the entrance hall. His lightsaber flashed and the droid collapsed in a smoking mess at his feet.

The End