Disclaimer: I only own Darth Jake(villain) and Princess Ardana(brave and resourceful heroine)
Darth Jake stood, tall and menacing in his long black cloak. He held his glowing red lightsaber up to the beautiful Princess Ardana's neck. He spoke in a grating metallic voice. "Once I kill you, the resistance will collapse and the galaxy will be mine.MWAH HA HA HA!" He lifted his lightsaber over his head in preparation for the killing blow.
"Stop" a voice rang out. Yoda stood before him, lightsaber in his hands. "Stop evil Dark Lord or kill you I will"The Dark Lord stared at the diminutive figure in front of him then threw back his head and laughed."AHA HA HA HA HA HA! Yoda glared as the fearsome Darth Jake collapsed and rolled around on the ground howling in mirth.
Finally he sat up gasping for breath. "You, stop me?"he spluttered. "You're so - aha ha ha ha - SHORT! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha" He wriggled around helpless with laughter. Yoda glared at him then shouted "Short you must not call me." He marched over to the helpless Dark Lord and stabbed downwards with his lightsaber. The terrifying Darth Jake stiffened and died still giggling quietly to himself. "Damn Dark Lords" grunted Yoda.
The End
