RupertGrintKevinClarkObsessed: Hi everyone! Sorry i'm taking soooo long to update. Happy Gobble Gobble Day!! In honor of Gobble Gobble Day, i'm going to write a special Thanksgiving entry!!! Yey!!!!!! ::cheers:: :) Okay well here we go!
The Thoughts Of A Depressed Emo Kid, Freddy Jones:
Dear Turkey Stealer,
......I know you want to steal my turkey.....don't lie. ::evil stare:: MY TURKEY!
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving dudes. Thanksgiving is a very controversal holiday believe it or not. I mean, do you really think people are thinking about what they're thankful for when they're scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie? Seriously dude....I know i'm not. I just want my food. To eat until I puke and then eat some more! One of the best holidays I think. But Christmas is DEFINATLEY better. I mean, you get to eat, AND get gifts. Whats better than that?
The only thing I REALLY DISPISE about this joyus holiday, is family........I HATE family....Especially my family. They're so hypocritical. They always have to make a comment about me.
"Frederick dear, are you still playing those pumps?" "Drums, grandma, drums, and yea I am. I'm in a band." "A band! Oh no no no, I do not want you to be one of those hardcore rock music........punkies." "Punkies?" "Yes. Those kids who go around doing drugs and drinking alcohol and all that." "Grandma....i'm 14..." "I don't care how old you are, your still not going to be a punkie." "Right grandma."
Then the rest of my family start commenting on my clothes. "Frederick, what are you wearing?" "Uhh clothes?" "No, your pants are ripped, and you shirt has no sleeves, and your hair! Its all over the place!" "Its my style." "Oh. Well, your an odd one aren't you?" "Sure."
Then, we eat. And all I hear is "Frederick! You shouldn't eat so much! You're going to get sick!" "Thats the point." Then my little preppy bitchy cousins laugh at me. And spend the rest of the night bothering me, asking if they can play my video games.
My mother gets annoyed too, because everytime my dad's mother comes over, she critizes everything.
"June, you really should change these drapes." "Oh June, they'res a spot on this glass." "June, the lighting in this room is horrible! You should really buy new lightbulbs." By the end of the night, my mom is so pissed off, she looks like shes gonna beat something. Thats why I tend to stay away from her after everyone leaves.
I think i'm going over to Deweys for dessert. Hopefully. My mom will probably yell at me for leaving, but I can't stand these people. I wanted to eat over there, but she really won't have that.
In conclusion, my family is a bunch of rich snobs. Me and Zack spent like all of math complaining about our families on Thanksgiving. Unfortunatley, his are almost exactly like mine. Except, his cousins are pretty cool. Unlike mine.
There is this one cousin that I reallllllly hate. Andrew......He's my age, and is the most annoying bastard on the face of the earth. He lives in Conneticut, in a mansion bigger than mine(mine is pretty big), and he goes to a super private school, which his parent's pay 50,000 a month for. Its crazy.
He is incredibly spoiled. He gets EVERYTHING he wants, and tends to bring his new things over and show me. Like I actually give two shits. "Fred(he calls me, which is so fucking irratating), look! I just got the new 5507 gig MP3 player with a camera, a hard drive, internet access, color screen, blah blah blah blah blah." "Thats great Drew." "Wanna see it?" "Not really Drew." "Oh. Okay. How about my new color, video, camera, cell phone?" "Naw, thats okay." "Okay......"
I mean, he's not a bad kid, just really irritating. Now, his little sister is a different story.
In the past 7 years she's been alive, she has:
-Pulled a ball of my hair out
-Ripped my favorite shirt
-Spilled soda on me numerous times.
-Broke my snare drum.
-Made a whole in my wall with a microphone stand.
-Got me in trouble for 'not talking to her.'
-Broken my t.v
-Broken my stereo
-Broken my arm
And done other numerous things to make my life hell. Thank god I don't have a little sister...she'd be dead by now.
Alright dudes, dinners almost ready and my dad's gonna kick my ass if I don't get down there soon. Can't wait to see Katie at Dewey's. I should put some more gel in my hair before I leave. I'm out.
Eating my way out of this house,
Freddy Jones
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