Disclaimer: Not mine. sigh

Obi wan returned to his ship tired out after a long day killing Tusken Raiders. He collapsed wearily into a seat looking around for Yoda. Alas, Yoda had sat in the same seat a couple of moments before.

"Omi mfmh gug um ee" (Obi Wan, you're sitting on me)
"Hmmmm" said Obi Wan."I sense a disturbance in the force. I wonder where Yoda is"
"Mmf um mfmh ugf fgf mf mmm" ( disturbance in the force I'll give you, you insufferable toad )

Obi Wan gazed around. "What is that noise?" he muttered. Then he leaped up screaming in pain as a lightsaber singed through his robes. Yoda stood up, purple with fury, waving his lightsaber over his head. "Damn blasted idiot you are, Obi Wan"

The End

I hear you asking why Yoda was on the ship and how Yoda got out his lightsaber if Obi Wan was sitting on him but those things are not the point of this story so shut up and review.

There will be more when I have time :)