Author Note: New chapter, new problem, same old warnings! If you don't like anything I mentioned in the other chapter, get as far away from here as possible. Reading the first chapter again, I've discovered what could be mistaken as a plot. There is a slight plot in here, I just don't know yet where it's going! WARNING: PERVERTED-NESS AHEAD! Word of warning to those who attend Wedgewood Middle School as 8th graders in Mannarino's class, never listen to one of his lectures and then come home and watch Beavis and Butt-Head for 12 hours straight.
'hikari to yami' yami to hikari "speech" thoughts SHOUTING(there's a lot of that later)
Untitled Senselessness By Khitoutsu
Chapter One: The Fights?
Friday came quickly and the gang started to get nervous, Kaiba was even seen walking down the hall hand-in-hand with Serenity a couple of times! Tristin was by far the jumpiest, which made Joey nervous. Joey complained about it to Serenity who in turn tried to talk Kaiba into backing out; all that succeeded in doing was giving Kaiba a major headache.
"Seto, this is insane! You, Joey, and Tristin are going to get yourselves killed; have you thought of that? That guy is bigger than all of you, both in height and muscle! I don't know how any of this started, other than the fact that guy was hitting on me." Serenity had pulled Kaiba aside at lunch hoping to talk to him, though it had escalated into an argument quickly.
"Now I'm definately gonna kick his ass, thanks for giving me a reason. Oh great, what now mutt? Are you gonna yell at me to let go of your sister, again?" Kaiba turned to Joey, a pissed off look on his face.
"Na, not dis time. I just came out here because Tristin is worse den Mai sometimes, and now's one of dose time." Joey said, leaning against the wall. "Besides, your argument's gonna be front page of da paper in da mornin' if ya don' keep it down. Every gossip in da schools listenin' in dere, and news travels around hea."
"I know that, dumb-ass. So, you're saying Captain Crew-Cut is scared of the big bad senior?" Kaiba questioned, punching the wall and making his knuckles crack loudly. Continuing his abuse on the wall, he heard an all-to-familiar voice behind him.
"Is that all you've got in you, Dragon Dung?" Senva, the idiot ready to kill them all, said; laughing quietly. Kaiba growled at the wall and fought the urge to turn around and slug him, opting to punch the wall again instead. "Look at that, I made Dragon Dung mad! Why do you hang around with him, Wheeler? This little peice of shit doesn't deserve you, I'm more your kinda man."
"Listen hea, if Kaiba don' deserve Serenity den neitha do you! I'll admit I don' like Kaiba, but he's a betta person den you'll eva be!" Joey shouted in Kaiba's defense, the cafeteria suddenly going quiet. Captain Cre-I mean, Tristin came running out and joined the fight; hoping to end this before three o'clock came around. Senva tried to hit Joey but missed, accidentally slugging Serenity instead. She managed to stay on her feet, but was bleeding slightly. That put Joey and Kaiba over the edge, both of them launching attacks on Senva at the exact same time. "NO ONE HIT'S MY SISTA, SENVA! KAIBA BARELY GET'S AWAY WITH TOUCHIN' HER, JACK-ASS!" Joey explained while repeated punching the guy, Kaiba trading off when Joey got tired.
"Yeah, so go find yourself one of your gay buddies and have your fun with them." Kaiba finally knocked Senva off his feet, putting one arm around Serenity's waist. "Leave my woman outta this, or feel the wrath of my 12 years martial arts training. But, while the mutt brought up the subject of relatives, tell that cousin of yours to lay off of Mokuba. I'm tired of him coming home crying everyday because that monster cousin of yours beat him up, understand?" Kaiba dropped his foot heavily on Senva's groin, laughing about the obvious look of pain on his face. One of the idiots goon's kicked Kaiba where the sun doesn't shine, but Kaiba barely flinched. "Idiots, what part of '12 years of martial arts training' don't you understand?" Kaiba let Senva up and laughed his evilly cold laugh, knowing somewhere deep inside that they hadn't seen the last of them today.
"Go Kaiba, dat was wicked!" Joey said, glaring at Kaiba's arm which was still around Serenity's waist. "Okay dude, ya proved yer point. Now let go of my sista, Kaiba!" The cafeteria erupted in cheers, Mai having given a play-by-play of the whole thing. "Damn, we just earned ourselves a detention and they're cheerin' for us!! Man, do I need an aspirin! Better yet, a bottle a whiskey sounds good right now. The strong stuff dat dad used ta drink, two bottles of it." More cheers from the crowd in the cafeteria when Serenity pushed into a passion-filled kiss with Kaiba, Joey and Tristin both gagging and going back inside.
"I don't think they're going to class early, d'you Yugi?" Ryou asked the shorter teen, both of them watching the glint in Kaiba's eyes and the smirk on his face. Yugi shook his head and listened to Yami laugh at his thoughts, Bakura initiating some none-to-holy thoughts in Ryou's head. 'Oi Yami, get outta my head if you're going to think like that!' Bite me hikari, you and Yugi both know those two are going to go find a nice secluded area and fu- 'I get the point Yami, now just SHUT UP!' I repeat, bite me! Yugi was having a similar conversation with his yami, who seemed more interested in what happened than what he was putting in Yugi's mind.
Aibou, why were Kaiba and Serenity shoving their tongues down each other's throats? 'They were kissing Yami, and most likely because they like each other. A lot by the looks of it. Didn't people, um...You know, in Ancient Egypt?' Do what, fuck? 'That's one way to put it, yeah.' Of course, it was as normal as seeing a Shadow Duel on the street. 'Way to much knowledge, Yami!' Have you taken a look in this mind of yours lately, your thoughts would fit right in around Ancient Egypt! 'IT'S YOUR FAULT, YAMI!!!' 'Why? 'Listen to what you're saying, please?!' Um, is there something wrong with the word 'Fuck' in Domino aibou? 'No, but those are your perverted thoughts I'm thinking!' Oh, I understand. I have a question though: if you have a problem with Kaiba and Serenity fu- I mean, being a couple; why are you still trying to figure out where they went? 'I don't know, okay? Now I have to get ready for class, can we continue this over a cup of hot chocolate later?' Sure, I'll go talk with that weird-o cousin of Ryou's really hott yami. Ja ne, aibou! With that, Yami closed the link and left Yugi's mind. Thank-god, he's gone! "Hey Ryou, did you and Bakura just have as weird a conversation as me and Yami did?"
"Depends, did the 'F' word pop up more than once?" Yugi nodded. "Then yeah, if it was coupled with the names 'Kaiba' and 'Serenity' that is. Yugi, next time I get a gift from dad, remind me to have it exorcised of any and all evils known to man kind."
"Same with anything from grandpa, and replace evils with hentai-ish...Ness." Yugi said, shaking his head and grabbing his book bag. "I'm going to class, I have Shakespearian Literature next period. Just what I need, another weird-o talking about the wonders of sex." Yugi left and went to class, taking his normal seat in the front of the room and banging his head on the desk. This is going to be a long day, and I've only got 2 periods left: this, and history.
The Last Period; Yugi's History Class...
"Okay class, today we're going to talk about the Mayans!" Mannarino-sensei said, telling Kaiba to turn the lights off. Kaiba willingly obliged and took his seat next to Serenity, flirting while Mannarino-sensei talked about the Mayans. (A/N: before i go any further, i'm going to explain something. Mr. Mannarino is MY history teacher, and we have been learning about the Mayans in history. everything said in here is the re-worded version of something he said, so bitch at him about it! don't believe me? ask yeikaiji www. fanfiction. net/ yeikaiji, she has him for history, too! and FYI, none of the slides are the ones he showed us.) "Okay, the Mayan's were a very blood thirsty people. And my slide show will prove it, because the Mayan's were very big on severing boy-parts off of...well, boys. Thanks to one of my previous students, I have some hand drawn pictures of how that would of worked. This is disturbing, disgusting, and probably a hell of a turn-on; so don't look if you don't like even one of those three things." He clicked through the rather expliced drawings rather quickly, hoping to prevent anyone getting too attatched to the pictures. By the time he was done, every guy in the class either had their legs squeezed together or had their hands over their crotches.
"I've seen those before, my cousin Kalli gave you those didn't she?" Ryou said, having seen every last image (and the person most of them were attached to) in Kalli's old sketch book. Mannarino-sensei nodded and the class looked at him with new-found respect, setting aside the fact he looked a little turned on by the pictures. "Oh God, I'm gonna kill her! Absolutely going to kill her, and then probably get banished to the Shadow Realm by Marik." Bakura chose then to intervine, aster-projecting in the class room and shouting.
"The FUCK you will, I'll kill him first!" Bakura shouted, provoking Yami out of the Millinnium Puzzle. "Great, what do YOU want, ya baka pharoah?"
"Shut up, Grave Robber! You won't kill anybody, because I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm first!" With that, Yami and Bakura started fighting. "You fucking little BASTARD!"
"SON OF A PHAROAH'S BITCH!"
"JACK-ASS!"
"MURDERER!"
"PERVERT!"
"STUPID JERK!"
"TOMB ROBBER!"
"GUYS, SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!" Yugi and Ryou both shouted, making everyone look at them strangely. Ryou recovered first, shouting more profanity at both yami's. "DAMMIT, YOU TWO ARE GETTING ON MY LAST GODDAMN NERVE! YOU GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK IN THIS DAMN MILLENNIUM RING, BAKURA! YAMI, GET BACK IN THE DAMN PUZZLE! ANOTHER WORD OUT OF EITHER OF YOU, AND I SAY FUCK IT AND HAVE KALLI EXORCISE BOTH OF YOU!! UNDERSTOOD?" Both yami's nodded and disappeared, Ryou red-faced and breathing heavily. "Dammit, they make me so mad sometimes!" Ryou sat back down and hit his head on his desk, noticing it had gotten very quiet really fast.
"Ryou, do you need a hug?" Tea asked quietly, shrinking back when Ryou glared at her. "Okay, I withdraw my hug offer! He needs more than a hug, he needs a boot to the butt and a good time-out!" Tea added, almost everyone agreeing with her. The bell rang a second later, everyone rushing out the door.
TO BE CONTINUED...whether anyone wants it to be or not!
Author Note: To clear any confusion before it begins, I'll answer some questions my yami had: 1) YES, Kaiba and Serenity were, um...you get the point. 2) YES, it was Ryou and Yugi swearing. 3) NO, I am NOT kidding when I say I will continue this even if no one likes it. 4) NO, I do NOT call my history teacher Mannarino-sensei. and lastly; 5) YES, my sketch book DOES in fact contain sketches of nude men and women alike. most of them having sex, but no one wants to hear about that! Do they? No! OUT! OUT! OUT! (hits head on desk each OUT!) I'm thinking perverted thoughts again, girls aren't supossed to think perverted thoughts!
