Author Note: title explains itself, i think. Yami and Bakura go at it again over a poker game, Yugi and Ryou sit around and watch, and it's 2 am. so don't ask about the stupidity factor, peoples. enjoy, and please review! !!!SPOILERS FOR X-2: X-MEN UNITED!!!
Disclaimer: i don't own yugioh, fullmetal alchemist, x-men, or spongebob squarepants... all of which are mentioned in here
Senselessness by K. Hikutsa
Chapter Two: More Fighting
"YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH, I WON THAT HAND!" Yami shouted, his pair of kings on the floor in front of him.
"A FLUSH BEATS A PAIR, EVEN IF THE PAIR IS KINGS!" Bakura shouted back, looking over at Ryou and Yugi sitting on the couch watching TV. "A LITTLE HELP HERE, GUYS? THIS WAS YOUR IDEA, AFTER ALL!"
"DON'T SHOUT AT THEM, THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!" Yugi and Ryou exchanged a glance, then dove behind the couch. They peeked over the back to keep watching X-2: X-Men United, pissing Yami and Bakura off.
"HEY, WE'RE TALKING TO YOU!" Bakura threw a book at Ryou's head, both boys ducking their heads down and popping them back up to watch the movie. "DAMMIT, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!"
"SHUT UP, WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH THIS!" Both yami's shut up pretty quick, but the quiet didn't last.
"I still say I won, Tomb Robber."
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT, DAMMIT!"
"DID TOO, ASSHOLE!"
Ryou grabbed the remote and turned the volume on the TV up, drowning out the sounds of their yami's shouting.
"You know what, Yugi?"
"No, but I know Who and he's a decent enough guy." The two teens cracked up, then gagged at all the kissing going on. "Dammit, where's the fighting. This is X-Men, not some sappy romance story!"
"It's supossed to help the plot and stuff like that, I guess. I just noticed that Gambit isn't in this movie anywhere, and he wasn't in the first one either."
"Who's Gambit, another member of the X-Men?"
"Yeah, he makes things blow up by charging them with kinetic energy. See?" He grabbed a comic book and showed Yugi a picture of Gambit.
"Oh, I know who he is. your cousin idolizes him, doesn't she?"
"Who, Kalli?"
"Yeah."
"I dunno if she does anymore or not, but she did when she was five."
"Hey, I thought Jean was with Cyclops?"
"She is, but Logan likes her and doesn't want them together."
"Oh, cool."
"HEY, ARE YOU TWO IGNORING US?!?" Bakura and Yami shouted at their hikari's, but Ryou just turned the volume up as loud as it went and started passing notes with Yugi so they didn't have to shout. "DAMMIT!"
'theyre loud'
'If logan likes jean, whys he kissing that chick'
'that chick is mystique, and im not sure'
'whos mystique'
'the blue chick mutant person thing'
'oh'
The two of them continued gawking at the movie, and exchanged a confused glance as Spongebob ran into view in Ryou's living room.
"KILL IT! KILL IT!" The yami's shouted, chasing Spongebob down and feeding it to Curse of Dragon. Then they started fighting again.
Ryou and Yugi shrugged and turned to the movie, watching the end with unblinking eyes. Jean got up and left the X-Jet, walking outside and using her telekinetic powers to lift the jet and get it flying. Cyclops shouted at Nightcrawler to go get her, but Kurt couldn't teleport out of the jet. Jean wouldn't let him. Professor Xavier began relaying what Jean was saying, and soon everyone else was safe and Jean stopped blocking the water walling up behind her. Too tired to try and escape, Jean Grey drowned and everyone started crying. Phoenix was dead, the weirdo who made Wolverine was dead, everyone was crying, and Ryou got up and found another movie to watch.
"How does Bruce Almighty sound, it's supossed to be funny."
"Sure, where's the popcorn?"
Ryou started the movie and sat down, looking more confused than when Spongebob came in when Ed and Al from Fullmetal Alchemist dropped from a vortex in the ceiling.
"Where are we?" Al asked, Ed just shrugged and glanced around.
"Domino, Japan. Sit down and watch Bruce Almighty, it's supossed to be funny." Ryou said, throwing the remote at Bakura to shut him up. Bakura glared at the extra people on the couch, then punched Yami to get his attention. the pharoah was confused, but caught sight of the TV and sat down. Bakura did the same, all six of them gawking like fools at Bruce Almighty.
Author Note: chapers have nothing to do with each other unles there is a 'TBC...' at the bottom, so next chapter is totally random. with any luck, it won't have anything to do with yugioh. bye for now, and don't forget to review! seriously, i was laughing so hard i almost forgot to post it. hm, it's now 4:11 am... go figure! for those who reviewed when this still had six chapters, please check it out again and review! byes!
