Author Note: chapter is in script format, so no whining!

Disclaimer: i don't own yugioh, or anything else mentioned in here except characters not native to the anime/manga... or other anime/manga, video games, movies, comic books. long story short: i own the not copyrighted stuff.


Senselessness by K. Hikutsa

Chapter Three: Insert Title Here

Time: 2 am

Date: Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Location: My Basement

Reason: i hafta have a reason to write now?!

Liz: What is it with humor and 2 am lately?

Mystic: ::shrugs:: Is it too early for the endless drink & pass?

Liz: Never too early for alcohol, Mystic.

Nightcrawler: ::hanging from tail in tree::

Mystic: ::hides bottle:: Hi Nightey, how's it?

Gambit: Hey, dey have alcohol! ::starts working his charm:: How 'bout sharin' dat wid you ole pal Gambit, ladies.

Liz and Mystic: ::smirk:: What's in it for us, Gambit?

Nightcrawler: I can't vin, can I?

Mystic: Something wrong, Kurt?

Nightcrawler: You don't haff time to drink, Gambit. Cyclops vants to talk vith you, and he seemed mad.

Gambit: Logan probly broke into his car again, den blamed it on me.

Nightcrawler: I don't zink so, it seemed more important zan his car.

Gambit: Logan's probly hittin' on Jean again, den. And she's probly blamin' me for dat, I'll never understand t'femmes. ::goes off to find Cyclops::

Mystic: Damn, there goes one nice looking guy.

Liz: Five bucks says Gambit was right the second time. ::pulls a five out of her pocket::

Mystic: Your on! ::does the same thing::

TWENTY MINUTES LATER...

Gambit: ::comes back grumbling inaudibly in French::

Liz: Something wrong, Gambit?

Gambit: Ouais, environ doit coller une botte vers le haut de Cyclops' âne!

Mystic: Huh?

Liz: Je conviens Remy, Scott est une secousse parfois. J'espère que Jean ne vous a pas entendu dire cela, cependant.

Jessie: ::no clue what he said, but laughs anyways::

Mystic: ::glares::

Gambit: Ah, embrassent mon âne!

Liz, Jessie, and Mystic: ::glare at Gambit::

Chapter 3 1/2: I Dunno...

Serenity: Who are all these people, anyways?

Seto: Friends of my sisters, why?

Serenity: Just asking... You have a sister, I didn't know that.

Mystic: Yeah, that's me. And they are not MY friends, they're Kaido and Aiyen's friends.

Kaido: ::flies into view and slams into wall glowing pink::

Mystic: Looks like Jean Grey's mad, and that had ta hurt.

Kaido: DUCK IN COVER!

All: ::hide in various places::

Gambit and Rogue: ::hiding in closet::

(very lurid sounds coming from closet... different reactions all around::

Kaido and Mystic: ::exchange glance and perverted grin::

Aiyen: ::gags and leaves::

Jean Grey: ::standing there all glowy and stuff::

(Phoenix: Get it right, mortal!)

Liz: Gimme a pencil, and I'll fix it.

(pencil comes whizzing at Liz's head, thrown by telekinesis)

Liz: ::grabs pencil and fixes mistakes::

(fixed script... take one)

Phoenix: ::looks murderous::

Liz: See ya! ::dives under bed, hitting Mystic and Kaido:: Sorry guys.

Mystic: No problem, but what's going on here? I thought that chicks name was Jean Grey, why does the script say Phoenix?

Liz: It's part of her powers, she's a powerful telepath/ telekinetic who loses control sometimes. When she does, Phoenix takes over.

Aiyen: I got t'same problem, only Phantom ain't part of me. She an evil spirit who took over my body 'fore I was born, but cain't properly fuse with me 'cause of the kinetic energy charge-y thingy. ::thinks, then get's confused:: Wait a minute, I dought I left t'room because Remy and Rogue were gettin'-r-dun in t'closet?

Liz: Hm, I thought you did, too. ::checks script:: Yep, says here you should be at the X Mansion listening to Remy and Scott argue. But since Remy's preoccupied and Scott's gawking at Jea- Phoenix, you may as well stay Aiyen.

Aiyen: Okay, I c'n do dat.

Mystic: Will you teach me French, I wanna know what he's saying in there.

Aiyen: Oui, I'll teach you French. But how's 'bout I just translate for now?

Mystic: Sounds good, and don't skimp on the details.

Liz: Hey, can I put a camera in there? That would make a great CutScenes chapter, if I could ever find a beta reader.

Seto and Mystic: We'll do it! ::identical perverted grins::

Serenity: What's CutScenes, Liz?

Everyone Else(suddenly defying their hiding places): ::does the anime fall over thing::

Liz: You know, we never did find out why Gambit had ta leave. ::pounds on closet door:: What did Cyclops want earlier, Cajun?!

Gambit: You was right t'second time, now go away!

Mystic: ::hands over five dollars and grumbles about losing::

Liz: ::beams happily and goes off to by X2: X-Men United on DVD::


Author Note: damn, i crack myself up sometimes. knowing me, i will write a remy/ rogue CutScenes chappy. if not that, a whole story. hm, it had something to do with YuGiOh after all. i love this story, it's the most random 'i-was-asleep-in-history-writting-it' story i've ever written. but just for the record, i can be half-asleep watching Fullmetal Alchemist at midnight on a saturday and write a horror story that even mom likes ::coughYAMISHIROINAZUMAcough::