Author Note: this was my friends' idea, so don't blame me. YuGiOh/ X-Men/ Drawn Together crossover, boredom. if Spongebob, or some other annoying children's cartoon character, doesn't die in a chapter... i more than likely either didn't write it or wrote it around my cousins.


Senselessness by Khitoutsu Hikutsa
Chapter Five; Part One: Backstage

Kaido:reading through script: Damn...

Liz: Something wrong, ma amour?

Kaido: Qui, Myst and Lil get to beat Serenity and Tea up.

Serenity and Tea: WHAT?

Kaido: See for yourself, ladies. :hands over script:

Serenity and Tea:look it over, pale, then run... dropping script:

Liz:catches: Mind you, it's not compleately done yet.

Cyclops: It's opening night and you haven't even finished the script yet? Leave it to a teenager to procrastinate!

Liz: SECURITY!

(Wolverine and Sabretooth walk up, Liz looks confused)

Liz: Hey, um... What happened to Nightshade?

Rogue:walks by looking pissed, mutters something about Nightshade and Gambit having sex in a closet somewhere:

(I'll add that as a chapter in the NC-17 version on MediaMiner, so hang tight if you wanna read it)

Liz: Poor Rogue! Security, escort Mr. Summers to the exit... Or use him as target practice, whatever you prefer. :leaves script behind, follows Rogue and starts hitting on her:

(This gets thrown in the NC-17 version eventually, too)

Kaido: Hey, you're supossed to be my woman:follows Liz and Rogue, bitching about Liz's Cajun charm going to her head:

Security:hog tie Cyclops and toss him into a deep freezer, then walk off and leave him there without his visor:

Cyclops:opens his eyes and blasts his way out, retrieving his visor from Wolverine and Sabretooth:

(A FEW HOURS LATER)

Liz:still finishing script, covered in lipstick, burns and bruises: It's good to be me...

Cyclops: Teenagers... :walks off agitated:

Sponegbob:looks confused: Um, where do you want me?

Bakura: Damn it, don't you ever die!

Kaido:draws sword, slices Spongebob into tiny pieces with a smirk:

Ling Ling: (YAY! BLOOD!)

Gambit: Ain't dat cute, it speaks some funny langauge!

Ling Ling: (Go fuck yourself, mortal!)

Gambit:confused:

Nightshade:giggles:

Kaiba: It said "Go fuck yourself, mortal"

Gambit:drops Ling Ling, walks away to follow its orders:

Liz: Jean...

Jean:stops Gambit telekinetically:

Gambit: Whut gives, petite?

Liz: First off, you call me 'little one' one more time and I'll make you spend the rest of your life thinking you're a six-year-old girl.

Gambit: How you gonna do dat, chere?

Phantom: "Easy, I'll rearrange your molecular structure so that you look like a six-year-old girl"

Liz: Yeah, then we'll make Jean braid your hair.

Jean:giggles:

Liz: NOW! PLACES!

Everyone Else:takes places:

Serenity and Tea:scared as hell:

Liz: Wait a minute... WHERE ARE MYSTIC AND LILLIANA?

Mystic and Lilliana:show up late, out of breath from running:

Liz: PLACES!

Mystic and Lilliana:take places, both smirking broadly:

Liz: And... ACTION:ducks out of sight as curtain comes up:

TO BE CONTINUED...


Author Note: for anyone wondering, the Kaido, Mystic and Lilliana in Senselessness(and other stories I'm being forced to post elsewhere :smirks:) are NOT the same ones from YamiShiroInazuma. They are just my friends... and they happen to own the characters in YamiShiroInazuma.